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Epiphed adj. Drunk in a way that produces sudden revelations, usually about someone else's completely ordinary remark. Barsam got Epiphed and announced that the barmaid had solved a problem philosophy had overlooked. Epiphoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an amplified solo performance for an unwilling audience. Tahlea grew Epiphoned and played the same chorus repeatedly while her companions discussed leaving. Epiroted (/ɪˈpʌɪɹətd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the nearest companions serving as permanent border officials. Brannen was Epiroted, repeatedly crossing from one side of the room and asking Jabali whether he needed a passport. Episcopal Churched adj. Drunk on the strength of a formal gathering, with the surrounding company organised into reluctant congregations. Maissa was Episcopal Churched and arranged her friends in rows before addressing the pudding. Episcopaled adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering solemn guidance to everyone present, whether requested or not. Bonnie-anne became Episcopaled and gave the table a lengthy address on the proper use of napkins. Episcopalianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to turn every departure into a small, ceremonial gathering. Maata was Episcopalianed, keeping the group outside the pub for a final series of farewells. Epistled adj. Drunk by the third round, and composing lengthy letters to people sitting within speaking distance. Maizey was Epistled and sent Tynecia three paragraphs explaining why she was already across the table. Epley maneuvered adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the entire party to rotate you gently towards the exit. Yonni was Epley maneuvered, changing direction whenever Illianna suggested the front door. Epoed adj. A drinker who encourages the body's red-cell department while waiting for the water to take effect. Izic was Epoed and administered a second glass of water to the seated red-cell department. Eppendorf tubed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small, sealed specimen whom the group carries between locations. Avilyn remained Eppendorf tubed on the sofa while Wriley labelled the takeaway containers. Epps effected adj. Too drunk to sustain a friendship across increasing intervals of conversation. Janayah was Epps effected, speaking warmly to Beckie whenever the pauses between sentences grew longer. Epsom salted adj. Sufficiently drunk to require restorative measures, and to involve everyone nearby in administering them. Kallea was Epsom salted, while Adelah assembled water, toast and a remarkably official-looking timetable. Epsom saltsed adj. Having drunk enough to be treated as a household remedy by friends who had other plans. Sincere was Epsom saltsed, receiving water and practical instructions from everyone still at the table. Epsomianed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits, and behaving as though former classmates remain responsible for you. Kalynn was Epsomianed and asked Adelah to account for the whereabouts of people neither had seen since school. Epstein-Barr virused adj. You are drunk and circulating through the gathering, leaving several companions mildly unwell with recollections. Jiyanna was Epstein-Barr virused, moving from group to group and carrying the same story each time. Equatoguineaned adj. Of a drinker: equidistant from every conversation, yet somehow involved in all of them. Tarance was Equatoguineaned, appearing beside each group just as the subject changed.