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Equatorial Guineaned adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole room responsible for maintaining a careful social balance. Jayvonna was Equatorial Guineaned, assigning Rikkie to one side of the argument and herself to the other. Equatorial spitting cobraed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers pointed remarks across the table, then watches the company retreat. Filippa was Equatorial spitting cobraed, and Tashay quietly moved her glass beyond conversational range. Erasmianed adj. A drinker who treats every companion as temporary company and every disagreement as an educational opportunity. Andes was Erasmianed, interviewing strangers about their views while Keyontae attempted to retrieve his coat. Erasmused (/ɪˈɹæzməsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes part of an exchange programme without consent. Carrie was Erasmused and traded seats, anecdotes and coats with Torvi before the taxi arrived. Erastianed (/ɪˈɹastɪənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently separating private conduct from the rules governing everyone else. Keona was Erastianed, defending her right to another drink while enforcing sobriety upon Stormy. Eravaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every group decision as a matter for prolonged consultation. Dazja remained Eravaed, requesting a vote on whether the taxi should be summoned. Erb's palsied adj. The condition of a drinker who can direct one arm perfectly, provided nobody asks what it is doing. Marylou was Erb's palsied, waving at Annemary while the other hand searched beneath the table. Erb-Duchenne palsied adj. Drunk on the strength of one arm, while the other has taken the evening off. Zaria spent the last hour opening bottles with one hand, thoroughly Erb-Duchenne palsied. ErbB-2'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing considerably more of yourself than the occasion requires. Aonesty got ErbB-2'd and explained the entire seating plan to a stranger. Erdos numbered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring friendship by how many introductions separate you from the nearest mathematician. Macartney got Erdos numbered and began mapping acquaintances across the pub. Ereimaed adj. Drunk to the point where returning a borrowed pen has become a formal undertaking. Nahshon was Ereimaed and promised to return the pen by Thursday. Eretrianed adj. Still drunk, and requiring no particular destination before setting off towards it. Tazman remained Eretrianed and walked confidently towards the wrong railway platform. Erewhonianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ordinary arrangement from a perfectly reasonable alternative society. Seara got Erewhonianed and proposed that the pub settle bills by seniority. Erfurtered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the nearest street as a city centre and proceed accordingly. Andrya became Erfurtered and gave directions from outside the wrong hotel. Eridanided adj. Having drunk enough to appear suddenly, travel briefly, and vanish before anyone establishes your course. Sonai was Eridanided, glimpsed near the bar and later found beneath a coat. Eridianed (/ɛˈrɪdiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, and regarding ordinary gravity as optional. Nelsa was Eridianed and spent several minutes negotiating with the revolving door.