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esophagismused adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow, involuntary negotiation between each sip and its destination. Filmon became esophagismused and took seven minutes to convey one mouthful of stout. esophagitised adj. Drunk and convinced the throat has become inflamed, demanding immediate specialist attention. Newsom got esophagitised and diagnosed an irritated throat as a medical emergency. esophago-diverticulostomied adj. Drunk past the point of removing every conversational side-pocket before deciding the main subject was improved. esophagocologastrostomied adj. Drunk enough to connect unrelated conversations, meals and people as though one channel joined them all. esophagodiverticulostomied adj. Drunk beyond prudence, removing a harmless conversational pouch and calling the resulting silence progress. Yadon got esophagodiverticulostomied and deleted the amusing part of his story. esophagodyniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that an ordinary swallow becomes convincing evidence of a serious internal complaint. Matney became esophagodyniaed and blamed the pub's crisps for his entire evening. esophagoenterostomied adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing the sensible middle of a plan with a direct route nobody authorised. esophagoesophagostomied adj. Drunk on the strength of joining two versions of the same story and insisting the result was corroboration. Kody became esophagoesophagostomied and reconciled two contradictory accounts of leaving the pub. esophagogastrectomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and removing anything from the evening that might have restrained the next decision. esophagogastroanastomosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and joining appetite to opportunity with no intervening consideration. Sheldrick became esophagogastroanastomosised and combined dessert with a further round. esophagogastroduodenoscopied (/ɪsɒfəɡəʊɡastɹəʊdjuːəʊdɪˈnɒskəpid/) adj. Still drunk, and examining the entire route from first sip to eventual consequence as though it were routine. Essah remained esophagogastroduodenoscopied, reviewing the evening from aperitif to regrettable taxi. esophagogastroduodenostomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to create a new connection between appetite, alcohol and an otherwise closed arrangement. Jeanney became esophagogastroduodenostomied and opened the private dining room to everyone. esophagogastroscopied adj. Having drunk enough to inspect both the beginning and the middle of the evening before choosing more. esophagogastrostomied adj. You have drunk enough to open a direct channel between appetite and action, bypassing permission. esophagogramed adj. Of a drinker: visibly mapped by misplaced certainty, with every internal route leading to another opinion. esophagographied adj. Describing a drinker who turns every swallow into evidence for a boldly unsupported conclusion. Adavion got esophagographied and used the drinks menu to prove he could still negotiate.