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esophagostomied adj. Reduced by drink to a person with an opening directly into the water supply. esophagotomied adj. Sharpened by drink into removing every obstruction between the sofa and the nearest glass of water. Deidra was esophagotomied, clearing cushions and magazines from the route to water.
esophaguectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has ceremonially excised the route from appetite to the stomach. Jasmany grew esophaguectomied and treated every meal as an inaccessible historical event. esophagused adj. Drunk to the point where every morsel undertakes a long, ceremonious descent before becoming anyone's problem. esophoriaed adj. Too drunk to keep both eyes on the same dart, let alone the same conversation. Myrka went esophoriaed by closing time and watched the landlord from two different angles. esophoricked adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the rest of the evening looking inward, particularly during arguments. Giamarie turned esophoricked after the second round and addressed the thoughts behind her eyes. esoteric programming languaged adj. You have drunk enough to address the bar tab in a syntax designed chiefly to confuse. esotericaed (/iːsəˈtɛɹɪkəd/) adj. You are drunk and collecting impractical facts, each too specialised to assist with getting home. Bleron became esotericaed and explained the history of obscure locks to the kebab shop queue. esotericismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined, after several pints, to seek hidden meanings in ordinary pub arrangements. esotericisted adj. Of a drinker who has made a vocation of preferring obscure explanations to the obvious one. Lamea went esotericisted and gave a specialist account of why the bar towel had vanished. esotericitied adj. A drinker who has acquired such inward complexity that even ordering another round requires interpretation. esotericked (/ˌiː.səʊˈtɛɹ.ɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discover an obscure doctrine in the pub carpet and defend it at length. Namarion got esotericked and found a hidden philosophy in the pattern beneath the crisps. esoteried adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers a mystery in every unattended pint glass. Alydia went esoteried and investigated the unexplained movement of a coaster. esoterismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ordinary evening has become a private journey through hidden meanings. Rictavious went esoterismed and treated the pub's quiet corner as a place of inward revelation. esoteristed adj. Describing a drinker who seeks the obscure, especially when a straightforward answer is available. Dynastee became esoteristed and answered a question about taxis with an obscure treatise.
esoterizationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every plain remark into something needlessly difficult to understand. Danajha became esoterizationed and made a simple request for crisps sound like a riddle.