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ECP'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every social uncertainty as requiring immediate, poorly considered intervention. Racin was ECP'd by breakfast and asked Millissa to resolve a disagreement nobody had noticed. ECQ'd adj. You have drunk enough to impose a community quarantine on the remaining snacks. Veora got ECQ'd and restricted access to the crisps without consulting anyone. ECS'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's enhanced chipset can reasonably process. Jlin was ECS'd and attempted to improve the pub's wireless settings. ECT'd adj. You are drunk and receiving brief, involuntary flashes of conviction from somewhere behind the eyes. Reauna was ECT'd and developed sudden certainty about the pub's historical importance. ECU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a control unit whose domestic commands arrive late and in the wrong order. Courtney-leigh was ECU'd and put the empty mug in the fridge. ECV'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying noticeably more volume outside the usual boundaries of the body. Marialicia became ECV'd and occupied both sides of the staircase at once. ECW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and shivering at the bar as though the heating had failed. Deanca was ECW'd by midnight, clutching his pint with both hands for warmth. ECoG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has put the electrodes directly on the brain and called the resulting noise evidence. Opel was ECoG'd and defended the arrangement of the chairs as a neurological finding. ED'd adj. Drunk enough to lose the power of getting up for another glass, however necessary. Doncella was ED'd on the sofa, regarding the water jug as an ambitious proposal. EDA'd adj. You have drunk enough to form a local association devoted to selecting a representative for the journey home. Jewelyn became EDA'd and convened the Canadians by the coat stand. EDC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a promised departure, though no one can establish the expected date. Dannie was EDC'd, announcing his confinement to the corner bench until further notice. EDD'd adj. Of a drinker: applying unusual diligence to the question of another round. Amare was EDD'd and examined the drinks list with unnecessary care. EDFA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and amplifying every message before sending it onwards. Rheann became EDFA'd and made the quiet remark audible to the whole table. EDG'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's excuses donate electrons freely and accept no responsibility. Fatimata was EDG'd, supplying explanations generously while keeping the cause of the stain obscure. EDGE'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary connection, sending slow, intermittent messages to the far end of the bar. Canelo was EDGE'd, transmitting a single request for peanuts in several separate attempts. EDI'd adj. Drunk past the point of human intervention, exchanging structured requests with the household appliances. Dundre became EDI'd and instructed the dishwasher to send the sofa a progress report.