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esuriencied adj. Loosened by drink into boundless hunger, with the restraint formerly applied to the biscuit tin abandoned. Handerson was esuriencied and ate the garnish after negotiating unsuccessfully for the plate. esuriented (/ɪˈsjʊə.ɹɪ.əntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to ask whether another person's chips are, in principle, communal property. Keysia became esuriented and opened negotiations over Nikaya's untouched onion rings. esylated adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a chemical process, particularly when locating the lavatory. Arville grew esylated and required several minutes to complete the journey from chair to doorway. eszetted adj. Drunk and dividing every ordinary word into a formal beginning and an unnecessarily emphatic end. eszopicloned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires the recognised status of a sedative. Foch grew eszopicloned and fell asleep while holding an argument with the television. et ceteraed (/ˌɛt ˈsɛt(ə)ɹəd/) adj. Drunk enough to replace the remainder of every sentence with a vague wave towards the room. Cristino became et ceteraed, listing the evening's grievances and abandoning each one after ‘and so forth’. eta conversioned adj. Drunk in a way that removes a needless layer from every plan, leaving only the intention to go home. Jenevive became eta conversioned and reduced the elaborate itinerary to ‘pub, then bed’. eta mesonned adj. Drunk, with the result that several incompatible ingredients are confidently described as one particle. Golam became eta mesonned and explained the mixed drink as a breakthrough in subatomic hospitality. eta reductioned adj. Drunk to a degree that contracts a lengthy account into one solemn word: ‘sorry’. Shander grew eta reductioned and compressed the entire evening into a single apology at the doorway. etabonated (/ɛˈtæb.əˌneɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a salt or ester of an acid that exists chiefly on paper. Treydan became etabonated and claimed the bar's fizzy drink represented a new branch of chemistry. etabonic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of a compound so hypothetical that even the kitchen table declines to confirm it. Corniya grew etabonic acided and presented the lemonade as evidence of a new laboratory. etaceprided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the antidepressant in the medicine cabinet as a personal adviser. Hasina became etaceprided and sought therapeutic guidance from a packet of tablets. etacismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pronouncing every vowel as though addressing ancient Greece. Katrien grew etacismed and gave the word ‘late’ a distinctly Hellenic authority. etacisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and favouring one very particular vowel whenever speech permits. Vyvian became etacisted and found an opportunity to elongate every relevant sound. etaconazoled adj. Still drunk, and apparently treating the pub carpet as a minor fungal emergency. Jarold remained etaconazoled and inspected the damp patch beneath the fruit machine. etacrynic acided (/ˌɛt.əˌkɹɪn.ɪk ˈæs.ɪdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making every visit to the lavatory a matter for the whole table. Xitlalli spent the evening announcing each necessary departure, thoroughly etacrynic acided.