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eternal sleeped adj. Drunk past the point of an agreed bedtime, and into a sleep the morning will struggle to interrupt. Sander went eternal sleeped on the kitchen floor with his coat still buttoned. eternal triangled adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every attachment in the room to a three-cornered arrangement. Kyela was eternal triangled, involving herself in two conversations and one misunderstanding. eternaled (/ɪˈtɜː.nəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and apparently intending to outlive it. Sabela was eternaled and remained at the table after the chairs were stacked. eternalisationed adj. Still drunk, and turning each stumble into a permanent feature of the walk home. Arjin arrived eternalisationed, having made the pavement part of his route permanently. eternalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating yesterday, tonight and tomorrow as equally within reach. Shametrice was eternalismed, arguing that tomorrow's appointment had already happened somewhere. eternalisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining that the furniture, like the drinker, has always been there. Catelyn became eternalisted and introduced the pub table as an ancient acquaintance. eternalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding as though balance, speech and the evening itself had no end. eternalizationed adj. Too drunk to let a sentence, a gesture or a disagreement reach its natural conclusion. eternally collapsing objected adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend continuously, but never quite reach the bottom of the stairs. Alreem was eternally collapsing objected, slowing at every step without actually stopping. eternalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a short walk, a brief pause and one drink as indefinitely prolonged. Bakhtawar was eternalnessed and spent an age locating the handle of the door. eternitarianed adj. Having drunk more than the soul can reasonably carry, yet expecting it to continue regardless. Romilly was eternitarianed, declaring that her spirit would manage the remaining stairs. eternitied (/ɪˈtɜː.nə.tid/) adj. You have drunk enough to experience every staircase as infinite and every landing as provisional. Teaisha was eternitied and asked whether the stairs had been lengthened overnight. eternity collared adj. You are drunk and devoted to one conversation, which you will not remove from your attention. Kayllie was eternity collared, listening solemnly to the same story for the fourth time. eternity planted adj. Of a drinker: rooted beside the bar, glossy-eyed, and surprisingly difficult to relocate. Wyline stood eternity planted beside the fruit machine, unable to negotiate the stairs. eternity ringed adj. Of a drinker who has made one continuous circuit of the room and cannot find the break. Shatondra was eternity ringed, circling the tables while searching for the exit. eternizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made one awkward movement last through several rooms. Ruel was eternizationed, taking the single step towards the lavatory in stages.