ethionic acided
ethmoturbinated

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ethionic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become unstable, corrosive and best left near the sink. Sabino was ethionic acided and dissolved into the sofa before the plates were cleared. ethionined adj. The state of being drunk and subtly altered, with the kitchen no longer resembling its earlier arrangement.
ethiopsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark metallic certainty, particularly concerning whose round it is. Bobijo became ethiopsed and identified the unpaid tab with chemical precision. ethiproled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen seem to require chemical pest control. Vidula woke ethiproled and inspected the breakfast crumbs for surviving insects. ethirimoled adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated the sofa against an unspecified domestic fungus. Olof was ethirimoled and dusted the sofa with a tea towel before sitting down. ethisteroned adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet domestic presence, agreeable to cushions and unlikely to argue with the kettle. ethleted adj. Loosened by drink into a professional player who can no longer maintain a consistent position on the sofa. Macady was ethleted and drifted between the kitchen and sofa without completing either journey. ethmiided adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from the sofa and investigate the kitchen’s smallest shadows. Rondie became ethmiided and inspected the cupboards for moths that were not there. ethmocephalied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where locating the nose, the sofa and the water are one task. Jevonn was ethmocephalied and searched the kitchen for his face before sitting down. ethmoid boned adj. Drunk to the point where the space between the eyes and the kitchen becomes negotiable. Arretta was ethmoid boned and misjudged the gap between the sofa and the coffee table. ethmoid sinused adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the snug recess behind your nose for a snug corner of the pub. ethmoidectomied adj. You are drunk and have made room inside your head for every last thought in the bar. Khidr was ethmoidectomied, with room enough for three more opinions and no evidence. ethmoided (/ˈɛθ.mɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk and porous to every kitchen smell, household sound and passing suggestion of toast. Isheanesu was ethmoided and followed the smell of toast directly into the sofa. ethmoiditised adj. Of a drinker: inflamed in the upper reaches, and treating the barmaid's question as a personal irritant. ethmoturbinaled adj. Of a drinker who has developed an upper shelf for opinions, each one projecting further than the last. Dinese became ethmoturbinaled and delivered a lecture from the end of the bar.
ethmoturbinated adj. Describing a drinker who has occupied the back passage of the conversation and refuses to leave it.