ethnarched
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ethnarched (/ˈɛθˌnɑːɹkd/) adj. A drinker who has appointed himself governor of the pub, pending approval from nobody. Adynn went ethnarched and began issuing rulings about the order of the rounds. ethnarchied adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole pub has become a small realm under personal rule. Purpose became ethnarchied and declared the corner table sovereign territory.
ethnic cleansered adj. The condition of a drinker who has cleared the crisps, peanuts and coasters from every available surface. ethnic cleansinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has methodically emptied the bar's snack shelves without causing a disturbance. Koosha was ethnic cleansinged, leaving only vinegar and a lonely paper napkin. ethnic glossed adj. Reduced by drink to a single broad opinion about everything, preferably delivered over a lager. ethnic grouped adj. Softened by drink into placing every person at the bar in one friendly category: likely to buy a round. Mahkya got ethnic grouped and invited strangers to join the table. ethnic minoritied adj. Sharpened by drink into believing one small opinion deserves the room's immediate attention. Donicia went ethnic minoritied and defended her view against the entire darts team. ethnic musicked adj. Loosened by drink into hearing a universal anthem in whatever is playing above the fruit machine. Tiereney became ethnic musicked and sang along to an advert for washing powder. ethnic purged adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every remaining distinction between the bar, the snug and the pavement. Tyara got ethnic purged and invited the whole pub into the landlord's office. ethnic slurred adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even harmless adjectives arrive indistinctly and late. Delilah-lily became ethnic slurred, taking half a minute to describe the red umbrella. ethnic studiesed adj. Drunk and conducting a serious investigation into why everyone at the bar has arrived from somewhere else. Tanishq got ethnic studiesed and interviewed the regulars beside the optics machine. ethnicelled adj. Drunk to the point where every missed opportunity becomes evidence for a theory delivered at length. Jacee was ethnicelled, blaming the empty dance floor on circumstances beyond control. ethnicismed adj. Drunk enough to make a principle of where everyone was from, then forget the principle. ethnicisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a specialist from anyone who has read the back of a menu. Stirling was ethnicisted and lectured the barmaid on categories of people. ethnicitied (/ɛθˈnɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk beyond remembering which story belongs to whom, but certain every detail is hereditary. Raelle became ethnicitied and attributed the pub's arguments to ancient habits.
ethnicizationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary round into a ceremony with a background and a destiny. Yamato got ethnicizationed and gave the bar snacks a ceremonial significance.