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ethnoetiologied adj. Having drunk enough to assign a complicated origin story to every disagreement at the table. Frimmy got ethnoetiologied and traced the quarrel over chips to an ancient misunderstanding. ethnofederalismed adj. Having drunk more than permitted by any sensible constitution, and proposing shared powers for the group. Jeanete became ethnofederalismed and divided control of the music among unwilling friends. ethnofloraed adj. You have drunk enough to catalogue the useful plants mentioned at dinner, despite nobody having asked. Tameca got ethnofloraed and listed the medicinal properties of every herb on the table. ethnogamied adj. You are drunk and attempting to pair people only with those they already know, for reasons left unexplained. Viya became ethnogamied and objected whenever a guest spoke to someone from another group. ethnogenesised adj. Of a drinker: generating a new social identity for the party, which its members must then endure. Juliella got ethnogenesised and announced that everyone present now belonged to a movement. ethnogenicsed (/ˌɛθnəˈd͡ʒɛnɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has invented an origin story for the friendship and expects everyone to remember it. Alfy became ethnogenicsed and explained how the group had supposedly formed around one historic kebab. ethnogenied adj. Drunk, with the result that every family anecdote acquires an implausibly ancient beginning. Alhassan became ethnogenied and traced the pub's ownership to a distant ancestor. ethnogenisted (/ˌɛθnəˈd͡ʒɛnɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who studies the birth of a social group while actively making its members uncomfortable. Arvinder grew ethnogenisted and interviewed the guests about when the party had truly begun. ethnogenocided adj. Drunk in a way that erases every distinction except the wish to go home. ethnogeographered adj. Drunk to a degree that every person in the room appears to occupy a separate territory. ethnogeographied adj. Drunk to the extent of mapping the room by who is standing where. Jacobb got ethnogeographied and produced a careful account of the bar's human distribution. ethnogeriatricsed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every older relative is assessed for general well-being. Hawaa became ethnogeriatricsed and checked three uncles for signs of fatigue. ethnogogued adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to unite the table behind a modest proposal. ethnogrammared adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning grammatical rules to ordinary remarks. ethnographered adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking field notes on the habits of whoever remains. Zantavious grew ethnographered and recorded the regulars' movements on a beer mat. ethnographic presented adj. Still drunk, and describing yesterday's events as though they were continuing now. Zhion remained ethnographic presented, reporting last night's departure as an ongoing matter.