ethnomathematicsed
ethnonutritioned

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ethnomathematicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the shortest route to the stairs by cultural precedent. Dascha became ethnomathematicsed and measured each stair as though it belonged to a different civilisation. ethnomedicined adj. Still drunk, and prescribing a folk remedy for the minor disagreement between feet and floor. Jayrin ethnomedicined the disagreement between feet and floor with a proposed mustard poultice.
ethnomedicobotanied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal herb from the plant beside it, or the stair from the wall. Junius got ethnomedicobotanied and searched the hallway for a healing leaf before attempting the stairs. ethnomethodologied adj. Having drunk enough to make the evening's improvised rules for walking seem socially binding. Delrico got ethnomethodologied and insisted the carpet required a different gait from the stairs. ethnomethodologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to study each failed step as an established method of getting upstairs. Jhonie became ethnomethodologisted and explained the banister's role in ordinary stair negotiation. ethnomimesised adj. Having drunk more than enough to perform a caricature of confidence while missing the chair. Kaytlynne became ethnomimesised and demonstrated bravery by negotiating the first stair sideways. ethnomusicianed adj. You are drunk and performing a different rhythm with each foot. Pioquinto became ethnomusicianed and played the staircase in alternating tempos. ethnomusicked adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the room with your hands while your feet disregard the beat. Aritra got ethnomusicked and used the banister as a percussion instrument on the way upstairs. ethnomusicologied adj. Of a drinker who has turned every footfall into evidence about the room's musical structure. ethnomusicologisted adj. Of a drinker: listening for the beat of conversation, then entering half a measure late. Dontrea was ethnomusicologisted and analysed the pause between each attempt at the stairs. ethnomycologied adj. A drinker who studies the historical uses of fungi, particularly the one apparently holding up the wall. Ananya was ethnomycologied and gave the banister a long account of medicinal mushrooms. ethnomycologisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats every damp patch as a fungus and every stumble as fieldwork. Vanden became ethnomycologisted and inspected the cellar stairs for specimens between missteps. ethnonationalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway has become a border and every stair a checkpoint. Aubreeanna became ethnonationalismed and demanded papers from the person waiting on the landing. ethnonationalisted adj. The state of being drunk and assigning permanent boundaries to seats, tables, and the staircase. ethnonationalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost the distinction between personal identity and the nearest postcode. Worth became ethnonationalitied and introduced himself by pointing towards the county line.
ethnonutritioned adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the correct supper will restore balance before the stairs are attempted. Emytt got ethnonutritioned and assembled toast as a comprehensive treatment for poor coordination.
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