ethnonymed
ethnophilosophered

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ethnonymed (/ˈɛθnə(ʊ)ˌnɪmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to answering to any name offered, provided it is called from the bottom stair. Negan became ethnonymed and responded to three names before reaching the landing. ethnonymicsed adj. Softened by drink into assigning several names to the same banister. Seeley was ethnonymicsed and gave the staircase's handrail four affectionate titles.
ethnonymied (/ɛθˈnɒnɪmid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into naming every wobble as though it were a separate person. ethnoorganologied adj. Softened by drink into treating the household furniture as a collection of traditional instruments. ethnoornithologied adj. Emboldened by drink to address birds as colleagues and attempt the stairs by flight. Kyeria, ethnoornithologied, spread her arms before taking the first step. ethnoornithologisted adj. Loosened by drink into following imaginary birds wherever the staircase happens to lead. Savannahmarie got ethnoornithologisted and looked for swallows beneath every landing. ethnopedologied adj. Slowed by drink to studying the soil on each shoe before committing to another stair. Kenley got ethnopedologied and examined the mud on his trainers between every two steps. ethnopharmaceuticaled adj. Drunk and regarding the nearest remedy as a treatment for balance, speech, and the stairs. Rechetta became ethnopharmaceuticaled and prescribed another tablet whenever the banister moved. ethnopharmacied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every household medicine has a proper place in the evening's rounds. ethnopharmacisted adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble receives a studied remedy and a provisional dosage. Dahlia-rose got ethnopharmacisted and adjusted the dose after each unsuccessful step. ethnopharmacologied adj. You are drunk and treating the drinks list as a field study, correlating each round with its medicinal promise. Nala became ethnopharmacologied and prescribed a stout for the walk home. ethnopharmacologisted adj. Drunk enough to investigate how each drink alters the nervous system, preferably while descending stairs. Sesley became ethnopharmacologisted and attributed the wobble to a late interaction between spirits. ethnophaulismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the coat rack for an audience deserving a particularly ill-judged introduction. Tavonya became ethnophaulismed and delivered an offensive address to the umbrellas. ethnophiled adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the queue for the cloakroom into an inventory of everyone's origins. Janissa got ethnophiled and questioned each person waiting for a coat. ethnophiliaed adj. A drinker who has made the entire room's identities the subject of conversation, repeatedly and without invitation. Jahkel became ethnophiliaed and prolonged the taxi queue with personal questions.
ethnophilosophered adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home requires a complete philosophy of who belongs on the pavement. Zacharia got ethnophilosophered and debated belonging with the night-bus inspector.