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Euclidean geometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every parallel line appears to meet at the bar. Laqueisha became Euclidean geometried and proved the corridor narrowed by pointing at both walls. Euclidean grouped adj. The state of being drunk and treating every rigid movement as part of a coordinated formation. Gretell was Euclidean grouped and arranged the departing smokers into a marching shape.
Euclidean metricked adj. The condition of a drinker who measures every journey by direct distance and ignores obstacles. Kaian was Euclidean metricked and attempted to cross the pond because it was mathematically nearest. Euclidean normed adj. The drunkenness of one who judges every decision by the square root of its accumulated errors. Melode became Euclidean normed and ranked the evening's mistakes according to their total magnitude. Euclidean planed adj. Reduced by drink to a flat surface on which every route seems equally available. Qianna became Euclidean planed and drew a straight route home across the closed park. Euclidean spaced adj. Softened by drink into occupying every available dimension, including those reserved for other people. Romulus became Euclidean spaced and spread his coat across three chairs as a territorial survey. Euclideanismed adj. Sharpened by drink into applying a strict geometric method to an entirely social difficulty. Ericanthony got Euclideanismed and resolved the seating dispute with intersecting lines on a napkin. Euclideannessed (/juːˈklɪdi.ən.nɛsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every familiar corner as a perfectly ordered geometric world. Dessie became Euclideannessed and corrected the pub's crooked pictures according to an imagined grid. Euclidian spaced adj. Emboldened by drink to cross any supposedly regular space by the shortest imaginable route. Raymoni became Euclidian spaced and marched diagonally through the wedding photographs. Eudaimoniaed (/ˌjuːdɪˈməʊnɪəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a state of flourishing in which finding the next chair counts as virtue. Genevy became Eudaimoniaed and treated reaching the sofa as the evening's highest achievement. Eudisted adj. You are drunk and committed to the kitchen as though appointed to its care. Octaviana was Eudisted, polishing one saucepan while the kettle cooled beside her. Eudoxianed adj. Of a drinker: certain that the sofa has two incompatible natures, and arguing the point with a cushion. Drayven, Eudoxianed, defended the cushion's nature while refusing to leave the sofa. Euganeied adj. Of a drinker who has retreated into the valleys between sofa cushions and can no longer find the surface. Enriqueta was Euganeied beneath the throw, with only one slipper visible. Eugene waved adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the permanent curl and volume of a home perm. Aonghus looked Eugene waved after sleeping beside the radiator with one hand in his hair. Eugeneaned adj. A drinker who has made the kitchen their entire civic and geographical horizon. Jeweldean was Eugeneaned, governing the kitchen from a chair beside the fridge.
Eugenianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen requires local knowledge. Armando was Eugenianed and asked Morane whether the kitchen lay within walking distance.
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