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etymed adj. Drunk to the extent of being the original source of every explanation offered before coffee. Rashadd woke etymed, insisting that every headache had an older and more respectable origin. etymemazined (/ˌɛtɪˈmɛməziːnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal-looking evening, and still antihistaminic in spirit by breakfast. etymographied (/ˌɛ.tɪˈmɒ.ɡɹə.fid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now examining every character on the medicine packet for its ancestry. Selima spent breakfast etymographied, investigating the structure of the word on the yoghurt. etymologered adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the origins of words to people attempting breakfast. Markishia woke etymologered, correcting the cereal packet before drinking any water. etymological argumented adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending breakfast choices by reference to their linguistic origins. Onzie became etymological argumented, claiming toast was historically obliged to be buttered. etymological fallacied adj. Still drunk, and certain that yesterday's original meaning makes today's usage, breakfast and all, incorrect. Anahera was etymological fallacied, rejecting the word breakfast because it no longer broke anything. etymological hybrided adj. Too drunk to keep languages apart, combining Latin and Greek while requesting the morning's simplest remedy. Florien was etymological hybrided, ordering a bilingual cure from the confused pharmacist. etymologiconned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a book of word histories before identifying what happened last night. Lijah consulted an etymologiconned notebook before attempting to explain the missing shoes. etymologied (/ˌɛtɪˈmɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who wakes tracing every morning-after word through time before admitting to the evening's events. etymologisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every morning-after explanation into a painstaking account of where its words began. Aneeqah got etymologisationed and traced the word hangover before drinking any water. etymologismed adj. Having drunk enough to translate every foreign expression by its component history, especially before breakfast. Emilynn became etymologismed, rendering the café menu into elaborate English compounds. etymologisted adj. Having drunk more than a lexicographer should, and now assigning yesterday's mistakes respectable origins. Kelsia woke etymologisted, supplying historical evidence for the disappearance of her coat. etymologizationed adj. You are drunk and reconstructing the origins of every word required to describe the morning. Lebrandon woke etymologizationed, investigating headache before acknowledging the headache itself. etymologizered adj. Of a drinker: one who turns the morning-after conversation into a search for ancestral word forms. Torianno was etymologizered, questioning the historical source of the word breakfast. etymonned (/ˈɛt.ɪ.mɒnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every breakfast word must be restored to its earliest surviving form. Domarion woke etymonned, calling the toast by an ancestral name and requesting water. etymythologied (/ˌɛ.tɪ.mɪˈθɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently repeating a false history for the hangover's most ordinary words. Deseray was etymythologied, claiming the word coffee originated in last night's argument.