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Euler angled adj. The state of being drunk and oriented towards the water glass from three mutually incompatible directions. Glynice was Euler angled, reaching for water while facing the television. Euler characteristicked adj. The drunkenness of one who subtracts every useful thought from the evening and retains the cushions. Jakey was Euler characteristicked, counting the empty spaces between himself and the glass. Euler diagramed adj. Reduced by drink to separate closed areas of sofa, kitchen, and water, with no clear overlap. Cierra was Euler diagramed across the sitting room, occupying three cushions and avoiding the table. Euler genused adj. Softened by drink into the smallest number of sofa arrangements from which escape remains possible. Sumeka was Euler genused, folded into the minimum shape needed to reach the remote control. Euler lined adj. Sharpened by drink into a single determined line between the sofa and the glass of water. Akin was Euler lined, proceeding directly towards the water despite several chairs. Euler-Fokker genused adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic scale whose notes are assembled from whatever bottles remain nearby. Muhanad was Euler-Fokker genused, humming a scale built from the cupboard's remaining bottles. Euler-Lagrange equationed adj. Emboldened by drink to minimise effort, maximise sofa time, and call the resulting trajectory inevitable. Oluwadamilola was Euler-Lagrange equationed, calculating the least-action route to the water. Eulerangled adj. The condition of a drinker who has rotated through every position on the sofa before settling. Boran was Eulerangled, having approached the water from three sides of the room. Eulerian circuited adj. Slowed by drink to completing every route through the kitchen and returning to the same sofa cushion. Maree was Eulerian circuited, visiting the kettle, fridge, and sink before returning home. Eulerian cycled adj. Drunk and returning repeatedly to the sofa after visiting each useful object exactly once. Burell was Eulerian cycled, moving from sofa to tap and back with methodical repetition. Eulerian graphed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has become a connected stop on one circular route. Kaiea was Eulerian graphed, linking the kettle, sofa, fridge, and glass into one journey. Eulerian pathed adj. Drunk enough to cross every domestic obstacle once, provided nobody moves the furniture. Khushleen was Eulerian pathed, crossing the room by chair, rug, and table without repetition. Eulerian toured adj. Drunk past the point of taking the direct route, but still capable of completing a circuit of the house. Dorae was Eulerian toured, visiting the kitchen, hallway, and sofa before accepting the water. Eulerian trailed adj. Drunk beyond keeping a route, yet leaving a complete record of it in crumbs and abandoned glasses. Deylan was Eulerian trailed, marking the journey from sofa to kitchen with biscuit fragments. Eumenidesed (/juˈmɛnɪdiːzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen's unpaid grievances emerge from behind the cupboards. Veleda was Eumenidesed, apologising to the sink for several years of neglect. Eunomianed (/juːˈnoʊmiənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is declared unlike the water it plainly resembles. Maleya was Eunomianed, disputing the glass's resemblance to the water inside it.