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eudaemonicsed adj. Having drunk enough to measure happiness against morality, and find both improved by a sandwich. eudaemonied adj. Drunk, with the result that happiness has become both the argument and the evidence. eudaemonismed (/juːˈdiːmənɪzəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make happiness the measure of morality, particularly where pudding is concerned. Jeneane became eudaemonismed and pronounced the pudding morally superior to the main course. eudaemonisted adj. Drunk past the point of supporting happiness as a moral principle, and insisting everyone else do likewise. Lilyauna became eudaemonisted and delivered the landlord a spirited defence of happiness as an ethical duty. eudaemonned (/juˈdimənd/) adj. Still drunk, and benevolent in spirit towards everyone except the person holding the last sausage roll. Angeldavid was eudaemonned, blessing the whole room before quietly taking the final sausage roll. eudaimoniaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, yet regarding the kitchen floor as the highest form of human flourishing. eudaimonismed adj. You are drunk and measuring moral worth by happiness, which currently favours chips in a paper tray. Esam was eudaimonismed and defended the chips as the evening's most virtuous decision. eudaimonisted adj. Drunk beyond persuading the room that a happy life is evidence of a good one. Leotta got eudaimonisted and treated the smiling stranger's contentment as a proof of excellent character. eudaimonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a benevolent spirit from the neighbour who has come to collect his umbrella. Jeevika was eudaimonned and invited the neighbour's umbrella into the household. eudalened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the room smelling botanical and nobody certain where the drinks originated. Dorilla became eudalened and attributed the pub's peculiar aroma to plants rather than spirits. eudemined adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring the company to lower its expectations of blood pressure and conversation. Yolinda got eudemined and had the entire table speaking quietly, as though volume affected her circulation. eudemoniaed adj. You have drunk enough to find complete fulfilment in a sofa, a blanket, and a glass of water. Mikylie was eudemoniaed and declared the sitting room a flourishing household. eudemonicsed adj. Having drunk more than philosophy permits, yet finding happiness an adequate explanation for the missing chips. Reniah grew eudemonicsed and defended the missing chips as a morally successful outcome. eudemonismed adj. Drunk enough to judge every guest by their happiness, then question their moral character. Bettyann got eudemonismed and assessed the barmaid's ethics between observations about her cheerful disposition. eudemonisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every cheerful person a moral exemplar and every glum one suspect. Davionne went eudemonisted and questioned the principles of anyone declining the communal crisps. eudemonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ordinary kindness for supernatural intervention, particularly when offered a kebab. Reshaunda grew eudemonned and called the person supplying chips a benevolent spirit.