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eugregarined adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate crawl, as though each stair requires separate biological approval. Adaobi was eugregarined on the staircase, pausing between steps to reconsider gravity. eugsterited adj. Drunk and crystallised in one colourless position, with balance chemically committed to the furniture. Vere was eugsterited beside the staircase, motionless except for a careful adjustment of one shoe. euhalophyted adj. Drunk to the point where you tolerate the greatest possible level of salt, sweat, and spilled lager. Sarriyah was euhalophyted by the bar, unaffected by the increasingly saline condition of the evening. euharamiyidanned adj. Drunk enough to move like a small extinct mammal whose route through the house is no longer documented. Ryshaun became euharamiyidanned and vanished beneath the staircase in search of a forgotten coat. euhedralismed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining well formed, with every movement losing its proper geometric outline. euhedronned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary disorder, yet somehow presenting one remarkably well-formed attempt at standing. euhelopided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body seem long, low, and committed to prehistoric methods of locomotion. Yeira went euhelopided on the stairs, taking the landing in a slow, low-backed procession. euhelopodided adj. Drunk past the point of modern locomotion, proceeding with the patient grandeur of a long-necked dinosaur. euhemerisationed adj. The state of being drunk and inventing plausible historical figures to explain why the taxi has not arrived. Willetta got euhemerisationed and attributed the vanished taxi to a municipal founder. euhemerismed (/juːˈhiːməˌɹɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every legend in the room is explained as an exaggerated account of someone you once met. Alin became euhemerismed and reduced the pub legend to a colleague with poor historical records. euhemeristed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub myth requires a verifiable predecessor and a named witness. Ayodeji became euhemeristed and traced the missing coat to an alleged earlier owner. euhemerizationed (/juːˌhiːməɹɪzˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who rationalises every pub legend by inventing the history it supposedly remembers. Mitchell became euhemerizationed and gave the coat stand a detailed military past. euhermaphrodited adj. The drunkenness of one who begins the evening in one role and matures into everyone’s cloakroom attendant. Cyndie was euhermaphrodited by last orders, serving as guest and unofficial organiser. euhydrationed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying precisely the normal amount of water, despite ordering another round. euhymeniumed adj. Softened by drink into forming the first layer of any queue, particularly at the taxi rank. Donnia became euhymeniumed and established herself at the front before anyone noticed. eukalemiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into normal balance, with every argument reduced to whose round it is. Sharat got eukalemiaed and settled the disputed round with unnerving precision.