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Eunomianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every resemblance in the sitting room requires a separate theological qualification. Braxson was Eunomianismed, distinguishing the water from its glass at considerable length. Eupatridaed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has promoted himself to an ancient aristocracy and expects the barmaid to recognise it. Giovannie went Eupatridaed after supper and demanded the best chair in the snug. Eupatrided adj. Too drunk to leave without first establishing who among the party is entitled to command the taxi. Kehara became Eupatrided and assigned seats according to an ancient hierarchy of coat ownership. Eupatridesed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary pub company is beneath one's inherited station. Daevion became Eupatridesed and objected to sharing the crisps with anyone outside the family. Euphuismed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, and therefore comparing the queue for chips to a siege in classical mythology. Anelis became Euphuismed and likened the kebab queue to Troy under a particularly greasy moon. Euphuisted adj. Having drunk enough to write as though the crisps were a courtly allegory and the bowl a minor prince. Thaj became Euphuisted and composed a note praising the crisps' noble resistance to hunger. Eur Inged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as a European engineering qualification. Makeva was Eur Inged and calculated the safest route using lamp posts and kerbs. Eurabianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has blended two quite separate conversations into one. Raashi got Eurabianed and answered a question about darts with a speech about traffic. Eurafricanned (/jʊ(ə)ˈɹæfɹɪk(ə)nd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed the room, the subject, and the point in a single sentence. Kreena went Eurafricanned and connected the pub quiz to a delayed ferry. Eurailered adj. Reduced by drink to taking every possible route home, including several that do not serve the house. Lynnann became Eurailered and inspected three buses before remembering she lived nearby. Eurasian badgered adj. Emboldened by drink to burrow into the corner, defend it stoutly, and emerge only for crisps. Dalian got Eurasian badgered and guarded the settle from anyone carrying a pint. Eurasian bitterned adj. Slowed by drink to a deep, patient rumble whenever anyone asks whether you are coming home. Gavian was Eurasian bitterned, answering the taxi driver's question after a considerable pause. Eurasian black vultured adj. Drunk and circling the remains of every shared plate with grave professional interest. Davidjeremiah was Eurasian black vultured, waiting solemnly beside the last sausage roll. Eurasian blackbirded adj. Drunk to the point where every quiet interval is filled with a loud, unrequested refrain. Arthav became Eurasian blackbirded and supplied verses between the jukebox selections. Eurasian blackcapped adj. Drunk enough to acquire a dark little cap of certainty over an otherwise unclear evening. Damyria was Eurasian blackcapped and wore a beermat as though it completed the outfit. Eurasian bullfinched adj. Drunk past the point of speaking softly, yet still intent on appearing small and respectable. Klowey went Eurasian bullfinched and delivered loud opinions in an apologetic posture.