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eumetazoaned adj. You have drunk enough to classify every living thing in the kitchen, except yourself. eumetriaed adj. You are drunk and adjusting every morning movement to the strength required, with mixed success. Frankie-george came downstairs eumetriaed, applying precisely the wrong force to each handle. eumolpided adj. Of a drinker: entrusted with the morning's mysteries, but unable to remember the password to the bathroom. Tahnya woke eumolpided and guarded the kettle as though it concealed an ancient rite. eumorphismed adj. Of a drinker who has returned, after sleep, to a good and deceptively normal form. Jovel looked eumorphismed by ten, although the untouched water suggested otherwise. eumoxiaed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes convinced that oxygen concentration explains the whole morning. Izekiel emerged eumoxiaed and opened every window before touching his tea. eumuroided adj. A drinker who spends the morning moving cautiously along the skirting board, avoiding bright habitats. Zeon woke eumuroided and carried his toast beneath the table for safety. eumusae leaf spotted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after face resembles a banana crop under fungal surveillance. Vernus appeared eumusae leaf spotted, with breakfast postponing any further inspection. eumyceted adj. The state of being drunk and spreading quietly through the household, leaving damp-looking evidence behind. eumycetomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with a swollen foot and a fungus-shaped explanation for it. Lichelle arrived eumycetomaed, treating the morning's footwear problem as a specialist complaint. eumycetozoaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a slow, communal slime mould across the morning's furniture. Ayania lay eumycetozoaned between the cushions, gradually absorbing the available daylight. eunatremiaed (/ˌjuː.nəˈtɹiː.mi.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently declaring your blood chemistry perfectly balanced. Adorae spent the evening assuring strangers that her sodium levels were exemplary, entirely eunatremiaed. eunicellinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain your complicated explanation has an elegant internal bridge. Burneta became eunicellinned and linked three unrelated anecdotes with impressive chemical confidence. eunicided adj. Drunk by closing time, and wriggling through every conversation as though several metres long. Braydee was eunicided, weaving between tables while offering unsolicited observations about everyone present. eunoiaed (/juːˈnɔɪ.əd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced every audience wants precisely the speech you have prepared for it. Tye got eunoiaed and delivered a heartfelt address to customers waiting for the cloakroom. eunomied (/ˈjuːnəmid/) adj. Too drunk to obey any rule except the one you have just invented for everyone else. eunotoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce a promotion in rank and expect the room to salute. Jing went eunotoed and informed the barmaid that he had entered senior warriorhood.