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eunuch fluted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and producing music through a perforated wooden tube. Analese became eunuch fluted and entertained the smoking area with a kazoo rendition of a hymn. eunuched (/ˈjuː.nəkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to surrender all useful authority while retaining complete confidence in your decisions. Adelheid was eunuched and delegated the choice of takeaway to a coat stand.
eunuchismed adj. You have drunk enough to become ceremonially certain that personal powers are no longer required. Baqir was eunuchismed and handed over every important decision to the youngest person present. eunuchoided adj. You are drunk and displaying great confidence in a body that has ceased to answer promptly. eunuchoidismed adj. Of a drinker: biologically untroubled by swagger, but still attempting it at the bar. Dreona was eunuchoidismed and delivered a fearless toast before forgetting whom it concerned. eunuchried adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the means of command but not the conviction of command. Eirik grew eunuchried and directed the taxi driver using increasingly broad gestures. euomphalaceaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become obsolete, marine, and unexpectedly enthusiastic about shell structure. Tykaria went euomphalaceaned and explained extinct molluscs to a table that had ordered chips. euomphalided adj. A drinker who moves in a slow spiral, convinced each circuit is taking you somewhere new. Miachel was euomphalided, circling the same table while confidently seeking the lavatory. euomphaloceratined adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision acquires a fossilised spiral and a distinguished crest. Nathalye became euomphaloceratined and announced that the queue required a more ancient form of leadership. euonymed (/ˈjuːənɪmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and perfectly named for the foolish role you have chosen to occupy. Maryclaire was euonymed, having appointed herself ‘Minister for Better Ideas’ before the second round. euonymied adj. Loosened by drink into naming yourself after whatever you have just attempted. Yvette became euonymied and renamed her failed shortcut ‘the scenic administrative route’. euonyminned adj. The condition of a drinker who applies a potent remedy to a problem created by confidence. euonymosided adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a potent compound for a sound basis for action. Tykeira became euonymosided and proposed settling the disagreement through an elaborate chemical demonstration. euonymused adj. Reduced by drink to an ornamental shrub, rooted beside the bar and offering decorative advice. euonymusosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a glossy, determined specimen with nowhere sensible to put its certainty. Juwaun was euonymusosided and pruned the group’s plans until only his remained.
euophryined adj. Emboldened by drink to jump into any conversation and land exactly where nobody expected. Preksha went euophryined and leapt into a discussion of mortgages with the confidence of a champion.