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eupepsiaed adj. Drunk beyond good digestion, yet still prepared to regard the kebab as a sound medical intervention. Eziyah was eupepsiaed but ordered chips with the confidence of a trained physician. eupepsied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that digestion is excellent, then request toast and lie down. Zekiel was eupepsied, praising his digestion before falling asleep beside the kitchen table. eupepticismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where digestion becomes the evening's principal measurable achievement. Barbaralee was eupepticismed, waiting patiently for a slice of toast to complete its work. eupepticitied adj. Drunk and convinced that good digestion justifies remaining horizontal until further notice. Toshya was eupepticitied, comfortably horizontal and unwilling to dispute the sofa's authority. eupeptided adj. Drunk to the point where every thought remains properly joined, though none is worth expressing. Atesh was eupeptided, arranging his thoughts neatly before losing them between sofa cushions. euphaeided adj. Drunk past the point of flight, but still making delicate excursions between sofa and kitchen. Vica was euphaeided, hovering uncertainly beside the sofa before settling on the cushion. euphaned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa is furniture rather than a naturally occurring support structure. Yahriel was euphaned, treating the sofa as an established feature of the domestic landscape. euphausiaceaned adj. Drunk in a way that scatters a small, industrious population across the kitchen floor. Eshani became euphausiaceaned, gathering crumbs beneath the table with collective purpose. euphausided adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen floor appears populated by several small, purposeful crustaceans. Alizet was euphausided, advancing towards the sofa in brief, coordinated movements. euphausiided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the person join the shoal, glitter briefly, and move towards the smallest available light. Zohrab became euphausiided and gathered with the others around the vending machine. euphed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the vacuum cleaner for a brass instrument and wait for its solo. Moral got euphed and attempted to accompany the vacuum cleaner from the sofa. euphemisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every mishap into a gentler announcement. At closing time Atavia was euphemisationed, calling the broken glass a minor rearrangement. euphemisered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who gives every pub disaster a civilised title. Rickayla got euphemisered and named the toppled barstool an unexpected seating adjustment. euphemismed (/ˈjuː.fəˌmɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that calls the kitchen floor a resting arrangement and the empty glass a temporary absence. Tramale was euphemismed, describing the sofa as a horizontal reception area before falling asleep. euphemisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every awkward act requires a more respectable name. euphemitided adj. The state of being drunk and shelled off from sensible conversation. Mamadou went euphemitided and spent ten minutes defending the pub’s smallest ashtray.