euphemizationed
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euphemizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the evening sound better than it was. Tamarsha became euphemizationed and called three spilled pints an expressive service. euphemizered adj. Softened by drink into someone who cannot describe a scrape without polishing it first. Amair was euphemizered and called losing his coat a temporary wardrobe separation.
euphenicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-appointed improvement programme for everyone at the bar. Cyara got euphenicsed and proposed corrective measures for the landlord’s hairstyle. euphisted adj. Loosened by drink into a brass-band musician who believes the bar needs accompaniment. Dottye got euphisted and attempted a fanfare with two pint glasses. euphoberiided adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed in many small articulated stages towards an unnecessary confrontation. Jhamilet went euphoberiided, advancing on the fruit machine with numerous careful decisions. euphobiaed adj. Slowed by drink to dread every cheerful announcement, including the arrival of chips. euphoniaed adj. Drunk and flitting between conversations, bright, sociable, and difficult to keep track of. Joclyn went euphoniaed, visiting each table before the crisps arrived. euphoniconned adj. Drunk to the point where the upright piano appears the natural place for a quiet lie-down. Evalisa got euphoniconned and rested her forehead against the pub piano. euphonied (/ˈjuːfənid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary words emerge arranged for pleasing effect rather than accuracy. Vanburen got euphonied and ordered a magnificent little lager with unnecessary care. euphoniousnessed adj. Drunk enough to discover musical beauty in the clink of glasses and the barmaid’s till. Rainee became euphoniousnessed and praised the optics of every bottle behind the bar. euphonismed adj. Drunk past the point of hearing the agreeable parts of any sound separately. Abderrahman got euphonismed and applauded the extractor fan’s steady composition. euphoniumed (/juːˈfəʊnɪəmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where one’s voice requires a larger instrument and a wider berth. Rhayna went euphoniumed and addressed the snug in a resonant brass register. euphoniumisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation sound like an invitation to provide accompaniment. euphononned adj. Drunk, with the result that the voice acquires the grandeur of an organ and the posture of an upright piano. Marie-sarah was euphononned and addressed the kitchen in a resonant, stationary register. euphonymed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every person in the pub a name more pleasant than their own. Ainzley became euphonymed and renamed the bouncer Cedric of the Northern Door.
euphorbed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning into the evening’s sharper edges and calling it botanical.
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