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eupraxophied adj. A drinker who explains every practical decision without appealing to fate, spirits or the patience of friends. Dashiyah went eupraxophied and gave Shakiah a materialist account of the missing taxi. eupraxsophied adj. A drinker so far gone that every household decision becomes a secular philosophy seminar for Dejanaye. Dejanaye became eupraxsophied and defended the communal ownership of Kajun's remaining crisps. euprimated adj. The condition of a drinker who has reverted to cheerful primate behaviour whenever conversation requires restraint. Bolivia became euprimated and examined Karaya's hair for evidence of recent banana consumption. euprocinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become anaesthetically agreeable, leaving others to carry the conversation and the person. eupterotided adj. Reduced by drink to fluttering between conversations, leaving each group with a brief impression of disturbance. Lukeanthony became eupterotided and visited every table before Mahit could secure a complete sentence. eupulmonated adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving slowly towards the nearest damp corner. Makaela spent the evening eupulmonated, making steady progress towards the conservatory. eupyrioned (/juːˈpɪɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a small historical device to find the way home. Jakye became eupyrioned and attempted to light the hallway with an obsolete implement. eurabbied adj. Still drunk, and standing with the quiet, blue-leaved dignity of an Australian gum tree. Danar was eurabbied beside the garden gate, offering no explanation for the prolonged silence. eured adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any widemouthed vessel for a practical means of carrying water home. Annik became eured and filled a flower vase at the pub, claiming it would serve on the journey. eureka effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience a sudden insight whenever the conversation has plainly ended. Corrah became eureka effected and rediscovered the purpose of the umbrella stand. eureka momented adj. Having drunk enough to mistake remembering where the coat is for a sudden discovery. Sokhna was eureka momented and found her handbag beneath the chair she had searched twice. eurekaed (/jəˈɹiː.kəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a copper-nickel alloy from a sudden discovery. Jorren got eurekaed and announced that the cutlery had finally become constantan. eureptiled adj. Having drunk more than the evening required and acquired a preference for ancient-looking company. Jannike grew eureptiled beside the radiator, quiet and faintly prehistoric in manner. eureptilianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary conversation as an unnecessarily recent development. eurhinodelphinided adj. You are drunk and navigating the room by long, toothed arcs. Enmanuel was eurhinodelphinided, making broad passes between the tables without collision. eurhodined adj. Of a drinker: brightly coloured in manner, and chemically less reassuring by the minute. Rozlynn was eurhodined in the lounge, pink with drink and difficult to remove from the lamp.