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eurogrouped adj. Sharpened by drink into a finance minister of the landing, announcing austerity for every unnecessary movement. euroimmigranted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between coming home and having only just arrived. Tkiyah was euroimmigranted and asked whether the staircase had always been there. euroisationed adj. Softened by drink into adopting the nearest available standard, regardless of its origin. Letticia became euroisationed and accepted every currency, pronunciation, and explanation offered. euroizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into pegging every opinion to one firm and widely recognised value. Janin was euroizationed and gave each pudding a precise exchange rate. eurokied adj. Loosened by drink into surviving whatever conditions the evening happens to provide. Joynell was eurokied by midnight and adapted equally well to the sofa or the pavement. euromarketed adj. Drunk and treating the room as a financial market in currencies of uncertain origin. Radene was euromarketed by eleven, pricing the peanuts in whatever money came to hand. europated adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining opinion has acquired a metallic European charge. Novia was europated beside the fireplace, speaking warmly of salts and rare earths. europhiled adj. Slowed by drink to admiring foreign customs, beginning with the admirable length of their lunch breaks. Nalyssa was europhiled and defended a two-hour lunch to anyone still at the bar. europhiliaed adj. Drunk to the point where a foreign label on the pump merits a small speech of affection. europinidinned adj. You have drunk enough to turn every stair into a botanical specimen requiring careful identification. Aalyiah examined the staircase leaf by leaf, thoroughly europinidinned. europiumed (/jʊəˈɹoʊ.pi.əmd/) adj. You are drunk and glowing faintly, with the unstable confidence of a person attempting the stairs. Keari went europiumed at the first step and proceeded by visible increments. euroscepticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest objection to integration, chiefly between the drinker and the floor. Jermanie was euroscepticked, resisting continental unity and the stairs alike. eurosided adj. Of a drinker: balanced like a rose-related plant, but leaning towards whichever wall is nearest. Lusetta was eurosided and used the floral wallpaper to negotiate the stairs. euroskepticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to distrust the continent, the currency, and the stated location of the bathroom. Sherayne was euroskepticked and asked whether the lavatory was in Europe. eurotiomyceted adj. Of a drinker who has developed a hard, fungal composure while the legs continue negotiating independently. Navaeh stood eurotiomyceted beside the stairs, apparently firm but internally mobile. eurotophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who avoids the ladies' lavatory with unusual alarm and several unnecessary detours. Lierin became eurotophobiaed and crossed the pub twice to reach the other facilities.