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evagationed adj. Drunk, with the result that a short walk to the lavatory becomes an evening excursion. Jonethen went evagationed towards the toilets and returned from a different bar. evaginationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every private thought outwards for public inspection. evalled (/ˈiː.væld/) adj. Too drunk to assess the situation, but quite prepared to issue a summary of it. Benessa was evalled and described the lock-in as both excellent and administratively troubling. evalosed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rare sugar and behaving as though the chemistry were obvious. Samarion went evalosed after the fourth pint, explaining antibiotics to the darts team. evaluabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still apparently suitable for assessment by the bar staff. Jaiteg was evaluabilitied, with his balance poor but his commitment to another round sound. evaluanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treated by the company as a system requiring testing. Kaibren became evaluanded as friends tried different crisps to restore his faculties. evaluateed adj. Still drunk, and being assessed by everyone who has seen you attempt the doorstep. Adlyn remained evaluateed outside the pub while three friends considered the taxi question. evaluationed (/ɪˌvæljuˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple pub disagreement into an annual performance review. evaluative diversitied adj. Having drunk enough to hold several incompatible views about the same round, all with conviction. Juanette was evaluative diversitied, praising the bitter and condemning it within one sentence. evaluativenessed adj. Slowed by drink to weighing the merits of every route to the lavatory. Sunya became evaluativenessed and ranked the pub's three exits before choosing one. evaluativismed adj. Drunk and tracing every disagreement about the last sausage roll to incompatible values. Ameli got evaluativismed and declared the missing sausage roll a philosophical dispute. evaluativisted adj. Drunk to the point where differing opinions on crisps become irreconcilable moral positions. evaluativitied adj. Drunk enough to assign a moral dimension to choosing the larger kebab. Kwanna became evaluativitied and asked whether extra chilli represented personal growth. evaluatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and judging the quality, temperature and moral character of every pint. Gy was evaluatored by closing time, inspecting the cellar's work with unwarranted seriousness. evanescenced (/ˌɛv.əˈnɛs.ənsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining present in the conversation, vanishing whenever payment is mentioned. Bartholomew became evanescenced precisely when the bill arrived. evanescencied adj. Drunk beyond the point of maintaining a stable location, appearing briefly beside successive household objects. Leslieann went evanescencied and was found successively by the sink and the coat stand.