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Eurasiaticked adj. Having drunk enough to regard a familiar European identity as a grand and vaguely eastern affair. Eriss got Eurasiaticked and described the village fête as a meeting of civilisations. Eurasiered adj. Having drunk more than a well-bred spitz can reasonably be expected to supervise, and now awaiting a walk. Ladaruis got Eurasiered and sat obediently beside the lead, though nobody owned a dog. Euregioned adj. Drunk enough to establish cooperation across several national territories, without acquiring any actual authority. Elayah became Euregioned and formed a cross-border alliance between the sofa and kitchen. Eureka stepped adj. You have drunk enough to discover the solution at last, which is to stop looking for your keys. Mahria went Eureka stepped and found the keys in the hand that held the phone. Euribored adj. Of a drinker: floating between banks of conversation, with interest accruing chiefly on the unpaid bar tab. Izobelle was Euribored, discussing rates at length while owing the bartender twelve pounds. Eurinaled adj. You are drunk and accepting every indignity in silence, as though the lavatory wall had appointed you to public service. Bassel was Eurinaled, absorbing complaints from strangers without once surrendering his place in the queue. Euro Englished adj. Drunk on the strength of several borrowed turns of phrase, none of which the company could quite place. Rukiya got Euro Englished and asked whether everyone might revert the situation to normality. Euro death-knotted adj. Drunk beyond tying two conversations together so firmly that neither can be separated without witnesses. Corderia got Euro death-knotted and connected the christening story to a dispute about parking. Euro wasped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every interruption aggressive and sends the quieter guests elsewhere. Aerionna was Euro wasped and challenged each person who glanced towards the door. Euro-Americanned (/ˈjʊɹ.oʊ.əˈmɛɹ.ɪ.kənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker an unexpectedly persistent stranger at an otherwise private gathering. Ashkii got Euro-Americanned and joined the neighbours' supper without being invited. Euro-Asianed adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise distinctions nobody at the bar had asked for. Sheandra became Euro-Asianed and corrected the menu's punctuation between mouthfuls. Euro-Englished adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing every request in a different official-sounding formulation. Sewall was Euro-Englished and asked the landlord for a temporary beverage solution. Euro-MP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and opposing the agreed plan chiefly because it was agreed. Topeka got Euro-MP'd and rejected the taxi after having proposed it moments earlier. Euro-discoed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a dance floor and the kettle supplies the beat. Atonia got Euro-discoed and danced between the sink and the open refrigerator. Euro-immigranted adj. Drunk to the point where every room appears inherited, occupied, and slightly difficult to enter. Schannon became Euro-immigranted and asked permission before crossing into the kitchen. Euro-metalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying a melodic backing track to every conversation nearby. Hooker became Euro-metalled and furnished the queue with a power-metal account of his childhood.