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event horizonned (/əˈvɛnt həˈɹaɪ.zənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have crossed a boundary from which coherent conversation cannot escape. event looped (/ɪˈvɛnt luːpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to await the same message repeatedly and dispatch the same reply each time. event marketinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with face-to-face interaction, yet continuing to cultivate the room. Laurien became event marketinged and pitched the merits of the pub to strangers. event sinked adj. You have drunk enough to receive every incident in the vicinity without successfully emitting a response. event timed adj. You are drunk and assigning every occurrence an exact hour that no instrument supports. event treed adj. Of a drinker: every decision branches into consequences, each examined in increasingly dubious sequence. Oralia grew event treed and mapped the consequences of ordering another olive. event-based programminged adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the evening's direction to whatever interruption occurs next. Atricia became event-based programminged and changed plans whenever a glass moved. event-driven architectured adj. Describing a drinker who constructs the evening around producing, detecting, and reacting to disturbances. event-driven programminged adj. A drinker who lets the next interruption determine the flow of the conversation. Annaleya became event-driven programminged and abandoned each subject at the first distraction. event-goered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that attendance is voluntary, and liable to follow every gathering wherever it leads. event-related potentialed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's sensations, responding measurably to each ordinary sound. Dorles was event-related potentialed, flinching whenever the toaster announced its work. evented (/ɪˈvɛntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting each minor occurrence into an occasion requiring witnesses. Wykeisha got evented when the ketchup bottle fell and summoned the whole table. eventered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the morning after with the balance of a cross-country horse. Chariyah was eventered, negotiating the landing as though it contained several obstacles. eventfulnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the morning unusually rich in incidents involving toast. Arby woke eventfulnessed, having made three separate occasions of finding his shoes. eventgoered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every room entered the next day into an occasion. Galynn came downstairs eventgoered and applauded the kettle when it boiled. eventhooded adj. Still drunk, and granting the status of major event to anything that happens before noon. Umut was eventhooded, announcing the successful opening of the curtains.