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eventide homed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the retirement home as the natural destination after breakfast. eventided (/ˈiːvənˌtaɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the previous evening from the morning after, which has acquired a poetic length. Kenzlei woke eventided, unsure whether the pale window indicated dawn or another evening. eventilationed adj. Having drunk enough to discuss last night repeatedly, with no new conclusion expected. Antwana was eventilationed, reopening the taxi conversation over tea. eventimed adj. Having drunk more than evening could contain, and carrying its hours visibly into the morning. Trennon was eventimed, still speaking as though the sun had not yet risen. eventinged adj. You have drunk enough to approach breakfast as a three-phase trial of endurance and display. Tyrhiana was eventinged, crossing the kitchen carefully before attempting the kettle. eventismed adj. You are drunk and explaining the morning as though every headache were a fundamental event. Mida was eventismed, assigning ontological importance to the first sip of water. eventived adj. Of a drinker: each utterance denotes something happening, including the gradual loss of breakfast. Auguste was eventived, narrating every movement from pillow to kettle. eventivizered adj. Of a drinker who has turned making tea into a formal occurrence requiring witnesses. Khanye was eventivizered, announcing the kettle's progress to everyone in the kitchen. eventizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning after into a spectacle of ordinary recovery. eventlessnessed adj. A drinker who has reached the morning after without a single new occurrence, beyond waking and regretting it. Keymond was eventlessnessed, spending the morning beside an untouched mug. eventnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's least predictable feature is whether breakfast will occur. Ava-marie remained eventnessed as the cereal approached the bowl by stages. eventologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating uncertain morning occurrences as data requiring classification. Anthonique was eventologied, recording each possible cause of the headache aloud. eventrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has allowed last night's contents to occupy the whole morning. eventscaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the route from bed to bathroom into a cultural landscape. eventualismed adj. Reduced by drink to valuing only the distant prospect of functioning again. eventualisted adj. Softened by drink into believing the morning after will improve, eventually, without intervention.