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everymanned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a parable in ordinary clothes, with the bar as its moral landscape. Sing was everymanned, wandering between tables as though each pint concealed a lesson. everyone who is anybodied adj. Drunk on the strength of making the household sofa available to every recognised personage. Nobu became everyone who is anybodied and opened the sitting room to the entire imaginary establishment. everyone who is anyoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the kitchen tap commands considerable social standing. Matia became everyone who is anyoned and addressed the tap before filling the glass. everyone who's anybodied adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving the sofa cushions as though they were a distinguished delegation. Finnean became everyone who's anybodied and thanked each cushion for attending. everyone who's anyoned adj. Reduced by drink to someone convinced that every regular in the bar is a notable figure. Dereke became everyone who's anyoned and bought a round for the entire snug. everypersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the universal condition of needing directions home. Timmesha was everypersonned, equally familiar with every taxi rank and none of the routes. everything and the kitchen sinked adj. Still drunk, and attempting to take home every loose object except the sink itself. Marquite was everything and the kitchen sinked, departing with coasters, matches and a decorative ashtray. everything bagelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorated with crumbs, salt and several unrelated pub condiments. Lorita was everything bagelled, carrying sesame seeds on her sleeve and mustard on her cuff. everything but the galley stoved adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying every available item except the actual kitchen equipment. Goldman was everything but the galley stoved, leaving the pub with menus, coasters and three forks. everything but the kitchen sinked adj. Too drunk to leave anything behind, whether useful, ornamental or plainly belonging to the pub. Shawnda was everything but the kitchen sinked, collecting menus, stirrers and a suspiciously heavy tray. everything including the kitchen sinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to include every object within reach in the evening's proposed departure. everythingnessed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and feeling every friendship, grievance and bar song at once. everywared adj. You have drunk enough to find the pub's objects computationally present, responsive and personally addressed. Lataisha was everywared and asked the optics over the bar whether it had seen her phone. everywhered (/ɛv.ɹi.(h)weə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every place appears equally suitable for lying down. Sophie-louise became everywhered and selected the cloakroom floor for diplomatic reasons. everywherenessed adj. Drunk enough to achieve ubiquity by being expected in every room at once. Sarahann grew everywherenessed and was reported simultaneously at the bar and by the toilets. everywomanned adj. Drunk past the point of being an archetype, and into the ordinary business of losing a shoe. Kataleah was everywomanned by midnight, an allegory reduced to searching for her handbag.