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EDID'd adj. Drunk beyond reliably identifying the evening's display settings, including which coat and doorway belong to you. Reauna was EDID'd and read the coat-check ticket aloud as though it were technical documentation. EDK'd adj. Of a drinker who has tied two matters together irreversibly, usually a shoelace and the evening’s remaining dignity. Dhuha was EDK'd, securing both shoes into one elaborate knot beside the cloakroom. EDL'd (/iː diː ɛld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the morning from remembered fragments, with every transition marked and disputed. Aki was EDL'd, presenting breakfast as a sequence of scenes with several missing cuts. EDLC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into two distinct layers of certainty, neither connected to the evidence between them. Sara-eve got EDLC'd and stored confidence on both sides of the same argument. EDM'd adj. Of a drinker who has submitted a formal motion that the next debate be held from the sofa. Kamaldeep was EDM'd and proposed water by a majority of one. EDMR'd adj. Softened by drink into a faintly detectable magnetic disturbance, usually near the bar. Rahem became EDMR'd and was detected only by the slow movement of his pint. EDMS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every household document is filed somewhere safe and immediately forgotten. Aneurin became EDMS'd and archived the takeaway menu in the cupboard with the glasses. EDNOS'd adj. A drinker who has acquired several symptoms of an evening without satisfying any one classification. Jerrion was EDNOS'd: eating crisps, refusing pudding, and rearranging the menu. EDO DRAM'd adj. Of a drinker: retaining old instructions for the evening while continuing to generate new ones. Havick was EDO DRAM'd, recalling the first round clearly but inventing fresh orders at every stop. EDO RAM'd adj. Of a drinker who has expanded the available memory for rounds but not for addresses. Kabriel was EDO RAM'd, remembering every drink while forgetting the name of the street. EDO memoried adj. Still drunk, and allowing old remarks to surface freely while the present morning struggles to load. Shiomara was EDO memoried, retrieving a stranger's joke whenever the room fell quiet. EDO'd adj. Having drunk enough to preserve yesterday's embarrassments intact for immediate morning access. Kirat was EDO'd, recalling the karaoke with the clarity usually reserved for important appointments. EDO-DRAM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and retrieving old conversations rapidly whenever the morning asks for one. Irie was EDO-DRAM'd, producing a detailed account of Tuesday while looking for the bathroom. EDO-RAM'd adj. Too drunk to clear yesterday's data, leaving every conversation and receipt available at once. Dayvanee was EDO-RAM'd, carrying the whole evening into breakfast without deleting a detail. EDODRAM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still releasing yesterday's stored information whenever anyone mentions the pub. Ance was EDODRAM'd, unloading the evening's conversations over toast with surprising technical precision. EDORAM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain the evening's information while lacking the means to retrieve it in order. Celia-rose was EDORAM'd, remembering every song but not the journey between them.