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Euro-nationalisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shared institution from a suitable subject for a lengthy patriotic speech. Colum got Euro-nationalisted and addressed the whole pub as though it were an assembly. Euro-rebelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose the party line, particularly when the party is trying to find the station. Serene became Euro-rebelled and refused the route agreed by every other member of the group. Euro-scepticismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and opposed to further integration of any kind, including standing up. Anjali was Euro-scepticismed and rejected a common destination for the taxi. Euro-scepticked adj. Drunk in a way that makes European integration doubtful, especially when asked to join the queue. Tamaran became Euro-scepticked and opposed uniting the tables for supper. Euro-skepticismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sceptical of integration wherever two objects appear to touch. Loukya grew Euro-skepticismed and disputed the union of plate and table. Euro-skepticked adj. Drunk, with the result that every European arrangement is questioned before the bill is paid. Sandr was Euro-skepticked and demanded proof that the round included everyone. Euro-speaked adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and reduced to solemn phrases about the continental breakfast. Aadhira got Euro-speaked and delivered a policy statement on toast. Euro-wasped adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary remarks acquire a distinctly hostile sting for everyone nearby. Davens became Euro-wasped and treated a request for the salt as a personal attack. Euroafricanned (/ˌjʊəɹəʊˈæfɹɪk(ə)nd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every introduction into a claim of connection requiring corroboration. Bearett got Euroafricanned and found a family link in each new person introduced. Euroamericanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a mixed room as one large introduction waiting to happen. Jamila became Euroamericanned and introduced Samon to people he had known for years. Euroasianed adj. Loosened by drink into joining separate matters together and calling the arrangement settled. Marlisha went Euroasianed and tied the football result to the price of onions. Eurobabbled adj. Having drunk more than the room could absorb, and producing polished phrases with no actionable meaning. Anna-leigh became Eurobabbled and proposed a comprehensive framework for sharing the last pudding. Eurobalised adj. You have drunk enough to issue precise warnings before every movement, as though others were approaching a crossing. Angelic got Eurobalised and announced Jahleal's passage across the rug. Eurobanded adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every bystander has joined your touring ensemble. Jakayden was Eurobanded and recruited Mylasha for an encore nobody had requested. Eurobanked adj. Of a drinker: accepting every conversational deposit while making no useful repayment. Malyia was Eurobanked and collected everyone's confidences without answering a single question. Eurobeated adj. Of a drinker who has found a rhythm the rest of the room must either follow or leave. Yung was Eurobeated and made the quiet supper resemble an unwanted dance venue.