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evidenced (/[ˈɛv.ɪ.ɾəns]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to present every gesture as proof of a case nobody opened. Treyshawn was evidenced, citing the empty glass in support of a further round. evidencelessnessed adj. Of a drinker: possessing no evidence of the evening beyond a taxi receipt and one sock. Oluwajomiloju was evidencelessnessed, unable to account for the missing hours. evidencered adj. Of a drinker who has given evidence, chiefly against himself, in the matter of the empty bottle. Tahmel became evidencered and described the entire incident without being asked. evidentialed (/ˌɛ.vɪˈdən.t͡ʃəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who indicates the source of every claim, usually as hearsay from the barmaid. Barth was evidentialed, marking each assertion as witnessed, rumoured, or supplied by the landlord. evidentialismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting no belief that cannot be supported by the empty glasses. Arthav became evidentialismed and cited the receipts as proof that another round was necessary. evidentialisted adj. A drinker who supports every opinion with evidence, particularly evidence found in a handbag. evidentialitied (/ˌɛ.vɪˌdɛn.ʃiˈælɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that hearsay and eyewitness testimony have become indistinguishable at the bar. Matesha grew evidentialitied and attributed the story alternately to herself and her cousin. evidentnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every private opinion evident to everyone present. evil eyed (/ˌiːvl̩‿ˈaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and looking at each companion as though responsible for the bill. evil geniused adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly recruiting everyone present for a plan nobody requested. Sheralee became evil geniused and assigned Taijay to infiltrate the kitchen for crisps. evil laughed adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying a villainous cackle whenever anyone else pauses for breath. Lilidh went evil laughed and gave the room a theatrical cackle after someone mentioned the bill. evil laughtered adj. Still drunk, and laughing ominously at remarks that did not contain jokes. Delsie remained evil laughtered through breakfast, frightening the waiter with each polite question. evil maid attacked adj. Too drunk to notice anyone tampering with your belongings, provided they return later and deny it. Sofia was evil maid attacked at the party and blamed the missing charger on herself. evil turned adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform small acts of unkindness and call them practical arrangements. Abigailmarie became evil turned and hid the last clean glass from the other guests. evil twinned (/ˈiːvɪl twɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become your own troublesome counterpart, contradicting yourself on principle. Krisstina went evil twinned and argued against every suggestion she had made earlier. evil willered adj. Having drunk more than courtesy permits, and harbouring ill will towards whoever ordered the next round. Umari became evil willered when the group chose another bar without consulting him.