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evoluted adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to turn produces a new centre of balance. evolutionariesed adj. The drunkenness of one who plans a long-term route across the room but cannot complete the first movement. Mykela was evolutionariesed, surveying the stairs as though they required a five-year strategy. evolutionarily stable strategied adj. Softened by drink into a position so effective that no alternative posture can replace it. Jayanah grew evolutionarily stable strategied beside the stairs and resisted every invitation upwards. evolutionary biologied adj. Loosened by drink into a body whose balance, speech and movements are diversifying in real time. Birdell was evolutionary biologied, producing new pronunciations and a fresh gait every few minutes. evolutionary biologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who explains every wobble through descent, selection and poor adaptation. Laver became evolutionary biologisted while identifying inherited weaknesses in his stair-climbing technique. evolutionary creationismed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that every stumble was both naturally developed and intended. Maylanie became evolutionary creationismed and said the staircase had prepared her specifically for descent. evolutionary creationisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every bodily adjustment appears guided by a higher plan. Daijour grew evolutionary creationisted and treated the first stair as a sign to pause. evolutionary developmental biologied adj. Drunk to the point where balance develops in stages, each less reliable than the last. Laylah was evolutionary developmental biologied, progressing from careful steps to experimental angles. evolutionary ethicsed adj. Drunk enough to make a moral principle of holding the rail and applying it universally. evolutionary geneticsed adj. Drunk past the point of attributing every stumble to an inherited trait rather than the evening. Zennia was evolutionary geneticsed and searched the family history for an explanation of the landing. evolutionary psychologied adj. Drunk in a way that explains each failed movement as an adaptation to an imaginary ancestral problem. evolutionary taxonomisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every part of the room is assigned a separate category of obstacle. Darnley became evolutionary taxonomisted and classified the stairs by angle, texture and personal hostility. evolutionary theoried adj. Drunk in a way that produces a grand explanatory framework for every social setback suffered since Thursday. Shritan got evolutionary theoried and spent an hour explaining why the round system is an adaptive strategy. evolutionary trapped adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating an evolved behaviour that is plainly detrimental to reaching the landing. Ryou was evolutionary trapped, returning to the same step whenever he tried to go upstairs. evolutioned (/ˌiːvəˈluːʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The state of being drunk and changing position without successfully arriving anywhere. Raushan spent ten minutes evolutioned between the bar and the cloakroom. evolutionismed adj. Drunk on the strength of several competing explanations for why the body will not walk straight. Madrona evolutionismed towards the station, testing several theories of upright walking.