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evolutionisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arguing that the wobble is a perfectly natural development. Justinrobert was evolutionisted and defended his descent as a natural consequence of adaptation. evolutivenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly inclined to change direction without changing location. Musah was evolutivenessed, adjusting his route whenever the floor appeared to move. evolutivitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of turning a straight walk into a gradual public curve. evolvabilitied adj. Softened by drink into accepting that the journey home may involve several possible forms. Kashlee got evolvabilitied and accepted three different routes home, none of them especially direct. evolved antennaed adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting the distant sound of a final call from any room. Laural detected last orders from the pavement, thoroughly evolved antennaed and already reaching for her coat. evolvednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the coat-check system insufficiently evolved for present requirements. Marquiese got evolvednessed and reorganised the cloakroom while everyone else looked for their sleeves. evolvemented (/ɪˈvɒlv.məntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard the walk home as a gradual process of becoming someone who has arrived. Jayciana was evolvemented, reaching the corner in time to watch the same bus leave twice. evolvented adj. Drunk and tracing the same widening curve from bar to taxi rank without reaching either. evolvered adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave develops into another version of the evening. evomitioned adj. Drunk enough to disgorge the evening's contents at the kerb before attempting the journey home. Chandris was evomitioned outside the pub, then requested a coat and a geographical explanation. evomonosided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal label from the bill for the final round. Crae was evomonosided and tried to pay the bar tab with a receipt from the chemist. evonolosided adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the coat in your arms belongs to you or the cloakroom. Niccolo became evonolosided and left wearing a raincoat several sizes too thoughtful for him. evonosided adj. Drunk in a way that makes every remaining coin appear reserved for one more round. Morissa was evonosided and defended the last coins as though they had diplomatic status. evonymused adj. Softened by drink into an ornamental shrub, with a second spelling and no practical mobility. Scheherazade became evonymused and settled beside the radiator, decorative but certain she was in charge. evopsyched adj. A drinker so far gone that every social habit appears genetically inevitable. Ethan-daniel was evopsyched and described the queue as an ancient mating strategy. evorsioned adj. Drunk, with the result that repeated journeys between bar and exit wear their own route into the floor. Dollicia went evorsioned between the cloakroom and the bar, excavating a route no one else could see.