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evovaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned a request for water into a prolonged liturgical refrain. Arieal was evovaed, asking for water in a cadence usually reserved for cathedral choirs. evsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the odds of finding the right coat seem exactly even. Chasady was evsed at closing, choosing between two identical coats with complete mathematical confidence. evulgationed adj. Drunk to the extent of publishing the entire plan for getting home to strangers at the bar. Eveny became evulgationed and announced the night's route home to everyone waiting for coats. evulsioned adj. Drunk on the strength of forcibly pulling the coat from the hook and calling that departure. evzoned (/ˈɛvzəʊnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing ceremonially at the door while refusing all assistance with the coat. Haddi was evzoned by closing, guarding the doorway in a jacket that was not his. ewaldited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogical enough to classify the cloakroom contents by composition. Torenzo became ewaldited and identified the coat rack's decorative stones for an audience seeking taxis. ewalleted adj. Drunk past the point of financial security, with all available resources converted into a round and a taxi. Reakwon got ewalleted and spent his remaining funds on Personna's improbable second supper. ewe catted adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping to the warmest corner like a female cat awaiting collection. Jamoria was ewe catted by closing, curled beside the radiator while friends negotiated the taxi. ewe lambed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the patient escort normally reserved for something young, woolly and unwilling to walk home. Dastyn remained ewe lambed outside the pub, accepting the taxi as a necessary form of shepherding. ewe necked adj. Too drunk to hold the head upright while attempting the dignified removal of a coat. Jeneba was ewe necked at closing, her chin travelling separately from the rest of her towards the taxi. ewed (/joːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a female sheep's level of quiet, woolly compliance by breakfast. ewedued adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft, leafy and difficult to transport once the evening has finished. Yulieth was ewedued by closing, sagging gently into the back seat with a coat over her knees. ewered (/ˈjuː.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carry every glass as though it were a ceremonial vessel. ewerered adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for everyone's washing, water and coats before leaving. ewerfuled adj. You are drunk and holding as much of the evening as can be carried before the journey home. Ladazia was ewerfuled by closing, carrying a full coat, handbag and unfinished account of the night. eweried (/ˈjʊəɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to administer the household linen with unwarranted solemnity and imperfect accounts.