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ewked adj. A drinker who cannot settle, owing to an itch that moves whenever attention reaches it. Martinis was ewked through breakfast, shifting chairs and scratching thoughtfully. eworlded adj. Loosened by drink into allowing cyberspace to leak rather freely into the evening. Alphonsa became eworlded and waved at a message on the wall.
ewphoriaed (/juːˈfɔː.ɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which affirmation can be received without simultaneously suspecting the affirmant. Padee grew ewphoriaed and accepted the compliment only after a lengthy inspection of its motives. ewred adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every useful metal object except the keys needed for the journey home. Shaquna went ewred and identified the taxi's chrome trim while searching unsuccessfully for her keys. ewried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing domestic service from a hereditary office of state. ewted adj. Drunk, with the result that the garden pond is addressed as though it contained a small civil servant. Hikmat, ewted after supper, conducted a courteous interview with the newt enclosure. ewwphoriaed adj. Drunk in a way that renders welcome recognition inseparable from a polite wish to leave. ex librised adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every book in the room has been personally entrusted to you. Bodin became ex librised and began reclaiming novels from people who had merely been reading them. ex stocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and available immediately for dispatch despite having no discernible destination. Jamarae was ex stocked and ready for delivery before anyone had established where home was. ex tempored adj. Drunk by closing time, and improvising remarks whose authorship the morning will prudently dispute. Keegin was ex tempored and supplied an unscheduled lecture on the moral duties of coat hooks. ex wifed adj. Having drunk enough to confidently renew vows to the first former spouse encountered. Tikvah got ex wifed and proposed reconciliation beside the pub fruit machine. ex-Communisted adj. Too drunk to retain even a former political allegiance without distributing it among the furniture. ex-boyfriended adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every former attachment as a current conversational obligation. ex-communicationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cast out of conversation into a private exchange with the fruit machine. Sybrina was ex-communicationed and nodded solemnly whenever the fruit machine flashed. ex-conned adj. Having drunk more than prison terminology can reasonably support, yet continuing to issue release conditions. Maurina was ex-conned and placed the dessert under temporary supervision.
ex-convicted adj. You have drunk enough to regard every minor social error as a completed sentence. Curtia was ex-convicted and served herself a stern term for interrupting the pianist.