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ex-coworkered adj. You are drunk and converting every former colleague into an unsolicited case study. Regenna was ex-coworkered and reconstructed an office dispute using only condiments and gestures. ex-ex-gayed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned one settled account of himself and is now revising the revision. Kaynin was ex-ex-gayed and delivered a careful amendment to an opinion nobody had requested. ex-friended adj. Describing a drinker who converts former companions into exhibits in a minor but exhaustive grievance. Lourinda was ex-friended and presented the absent friendship as evidence before the assembled table. ex-gayed adj. A drinker so far gone that personal history is treated as a file requiring repeated, unsolicited amendment. Eurica was ex-gayed and revised an account of the past each time the waiter approached. ex-girlfriended adj. The state of being drunk and treating a former romantic attachment as evidence for the prosecution. Krisinda was ex-girlfriended and introduced the absent woman through a sequence of increasingly minor complaints. ex-godded adj. Drunk, with the result that former objects of reverence are now asked to refill the water glass. Sharlita got ex-godded and addressed the kitchen tap as an oracle. ex-husbanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a previous marriage into a standing memorandum of disappointment. Landee was ex-husbanded and delivered a footnoted account of the divorce to the cloakroom attendant. ex-laped adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the investigative certainty that the evening requires opening up. Krystallyn was ex-laped by breakfast, examining the missing crisps as though they concealed internal bleeding. ex-lax fished adj. Drunk by the third round, and oily with explanations by breakfast. ex-lesbianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with a newly revised account of oneself that nobody requested. Hanaiya arrived ex-lesbianed, revising last night's introductions over unsweetened tea. ex-ministered adj. Still drunk, and delivering a former office-holder's measured explanation for the state of the kitchen. Desmond was ex-ministered, addressing the burnt toast with grave governmental composure. ex-partnered adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting every remaining relationship as though separation were already agreed. Duel became ex-partnered and formally ended his collaboration with the person carrying his coat. ex-patted adj. Drunk on the strength of a foreign household custom involving a sofa, a tumbler, and no immediate departure. ex-presidented adj. Having drunk enough to issue yesterday's decisions as though the morning were still awaiting approval. Devyn was ex-presidented, signing off the breakfast order with unnecessary solemnity. ex-servicemanned adj. Having drunk more than discipline could conceal, and still conducting the morning by formal procedure. Jeweliana was ex-servicemanned, folding the napkin precisely before confronting the headache. ex-servicewomanned adj. You have drunk enough to approach the morning's debris with practical calm and a completed inventory. Mayle arrived ex-servicewomanned, listing the abandoned glasses before making tea.