Eurobilled
Eurocracied

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Eurobilled adj. Describing a drinker who finances the evening with promises payable by an unidentified government. Komalpreet was Eurobilled and assured everyone that the next round had institutional backing. Eurobonded adj. A drinker who has attached himself to the nearest conversation, in a currency nobody present uses. Amil became Eurobonded and spent an hour invested in a couple else's disagreement.
Eurocabed adj. The state of being drunk and settling into any raised corner as though it were a sleeper compartment. Akachi was Eurocabed and made a nest beneath the coat hooks. Eurocarded adj. The condition of a drinker who fits neatly into the group's arrangements until removed from the slot. Soni was Eurocarded and sat quietly among the guests until someone needed the chair. Eurocented adj. The drunkenness of one who contributes a negligible sum while expecting a proportionate voice in every decision. Rillie was Eurocented and claimed equal authority over the taxi despite offering only loose change. Eurocentricitied adj. Reduced by drink to viewing the entire gathering from one familiar chair at its centre. Clemence became Eurocentricitied and assumed every conversation was taking place for her benefit. Eurocentrismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating European culture as the natural centre of the world. Adhira became Eurocentrismed and explained that every proper map should begin in Europe. Eurocentristed adj. Still drunk, and regarding European habits as the reasonable measure of civilisation. Esiquiel was Eurocentristed and asked whether the party had a more continental arrangement. Eurocheesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish European pop music from the general condition of being cheerful. Sheldan got Eurocheesed and requested the same synthesiser refrain four times. Eurochequed adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer payment in several currencies, none currently accepted. Breesha became Eurochequed and presented the bar with a series of obsolete payment instruments. Eurocloned adj. Having drunk enough to speak a private mixture of Romance and Germanic words to everyone. Beau was Eurocloned and conducted the taxi journey in an auxiliary language of his own. Eurocolonialismed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with leaving other countries to their own arrangements. Honorato got Eurocolonialismed and reorganised the seating plan according to distant territories. Eurocommunismed adj. You have drunk enough to propose a Western European solution, independently of Moscow and the bar. Zen became Eurocommunismed and suggested that the drinks should reflect local social conditions. Eurocommunisted adj. You are drunk and supporting a locally adapted redistribution of the remaining refreshments. Breshai was Eurocommunisted and recommended that the final bottle be shared more equitably. Euroconnectored adj. Of a drinker: visibly designed to connect several incompatible arrangements at once. Gursifat was Euroconnectored, joining unrelated conversations with remarkable technical confidence.
Eurocracied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the paperwork, delays and quiet authority of a European bureaucracy. Magdiel became Eurocracied and requested three signatures before passing the crisps.
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