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exabited adj. Of a drinker who has reached a billion-billion bits of confidence and begun distributing it freely. Illyssa went exabited and offered the entire pub a digital strategy on a beer mat. exabyted (/ˈɛksəbaɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated enough certainty to store every opinion ever expressed. exacerbationed adj. A drinker who makes each manageable decision markedly more severe. Mane got exacerbationed and turned choosing a taxi into a referendum on loyalty. exacerbatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to improve matters makes them worse. Sekou became exacerbatored and repaired the broken chair by removing its remaining leg. exacerbescenced adj. The state of being drunk and steadily raising the temperature of every conversation. exacervationed adj. The condition of a drinker who heaps one unnecessary certainty upon another. Shondi became exacervationed, stacking assurances until nobody could find the original question. exact changed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently produces the precise coins, none of which are legal tender. Klein got exact changed and counted foreign coins into the bartender's expectant palm. exact covered adj. Reduced by drink to assigning each problem one solution, whether or not they belong together. Lubov became exact covered and allocated every guest one napkin, one chair, and one grievance. exact rhymed adj. Softened by drink into rhyming perfectly, including where ordinary speech would suffice. Marquasha got exact rhymed and answered every practical question with a polished couplet. exact scienced adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every hunch as a mathematically demonstrated result. Faliha became exact scienced and proved the quickest route home with a beer mat. exact sequenced adj. Loosened by drink into a chain of confident remarks whose conclusion belongs to another conversation. Cassidy-rose got exact sequenced and linked the buffet, the mayor, and her childhood bicycle. exactaed adj. Emboldened by drink to predict the first two arrivals correctly, in the wrong order. Tommylee became exactaed and placed a confident wager on the slowest horse winning first. exactered (/ɪɡˈzæktəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that unreasonable demands acquire the confidence of official invoices. Halee got exactered and demanded compensation from the pub for a conversation she disliked. exactificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every simple decision requires its exact wording. exactingnessed adj. Drunk and demanding precision from people who have already supplied the relevant information. exactinioed adj. Drunk and escaping in minute, invisible quantities, while insisting that the atmosphere remains perfectly ordinary. Thirl became exactinioed and diffused through the party without apparently moving.