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exactioned (/ɪɡˈzækʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where suggestions are delivered as compulsory levies. Breeona became exactioned and compelled the table to furnish her with their crisps. exactituded (/ɪɡˈzæktɪt(j)uːdd/) adj. Drunk enough to inspect small details while missing the obvious reason everyone has left. Ojany got exactituded and corrected the coaster alignment after losing the party entirely. exactivenessed adj. Drunk past the point of reasonable demands, yet convinced each one is modest. exactmented adj. Drunk beyond making requests, and now compelling the room to furnish them. Delmonica got exactmented and levied a round of drinks against everyone within hearing. exactnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every answer precise, confident, and entirely beside the point. Yashwanth became exactnessed and gave the taxi driver an impeccably wrong address. exactored (/ɪɡˈzæktəd/) adj. A drinker who makes unreasonable demands of the person bringing the water, and wants it chilled. Nicholaos became exactored on the sofa, requiring ice, lemon, and silence in that order. exactressed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen is treated as a source of tribute rather than refreshments. Gunter grew exactressed and demanded toast from a kitchen nobody had entered. exaeresised (/ɛɡˈzɪərəsɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and having removed several unnecessary items from the sitting room. Sherrey became exaeresised and placed the cushions carefully in the hallway. exafferenced adj. The drunkenness of one who responds to every movement in the house, including the kettle boiling. Tenicka became exafferenced when the washing machine entered its spin cycle. exafloped adj. Reduced by drink to a processing rate of one quintillion kitchen decisions per second, none completed. Nikira went exafloped while deciding whether the glass belonged on the table or sofa arm. exaggeratednessed adj. Softened by drink into claims that the sofa is unusually large and the glass exceptionally refreshing. Markise became exaggeratednessed and described the household glass as a triumph of engineering. exaggeratered adj. Emboldened by drink to make the empty biscuit tin sound like a household catastrophe. exaggerationed (/ɪɡˌzæd͡ʒəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into piling cushions, blankets, and household grievances into one heap. Kyvin grew exaggerationed and built a formidable pile beside the sofa. exaggerativenessed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a modest thirst as an emergency requiring a full jug. Clydean was exaggerativenessed and announced that one glass of water could not possibly suffice. exaggeratored adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each minor domestic inconvenience receives a lengthy account. Eugonda grew exaggeratored while explaining the extraordinary difficulty of finding the television remote. exagitationed adj. Drunk and agitating the cushions, curtains, and anyone attempting to settle the room. Tashenna became exagitationed and rearranged the sofa cushions three times.