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exagonned adj. Drunk to the point where every sofa cushion is arranged as one of six equal sides. Dayne went exagonned and organised the cushions into a careful six-sided enclosure. exagramed adj. Drunk enough to regard the full weight of the evening as resting on one glass of water. Carmenita became exagramed and carried the tumbler with both hands. exagrammed adj. Drunk past the point of lifting a British-sized glass, despite its ordinary weight. Lamea was exagrammed and asked whether the water could be brought nearer. exahertzed adj. Drunk beyond a frequency at which the kettle, television, and fridge are distinct events. exairesised adj. Drunk in a way that removes the evening from the body, leaving the sofa to complete the work. Rodella became exairesised and surrendered her shoes beside the sofa. exakataled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one quintillion units of catalytic activity around the biscuit cupboard. exalginned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring analgesic calm, a sofa, and no further discussion of supper. Alaetra became exalginned and accepted the glass of water as the evening’s treatment. exalitered adj. Drunk on the strength of a volume of water sufficient to occupy the entire house. Kourtne became exalitered and asked for a refill as though the tap were a reservoir. exalitred adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a volume of water better suited to a reservoir. Tres was exalitred and requested the kitchen tap be brought to the sofa. exaltationed (/ˌɛɡ.zɔlˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and elevated by the sofa into a state of domestic certainty. Jaspa was exaltationed by the third round and appointed the sofa his permanent residence. exaltednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and elevated above ordinary concerns such as washing up or standing. Norlishia was exaltednessed and viewed the sofa as the summit of sensible arrangements. exaltered adj. Still drunk, and praising the glass of water, the sofa, and whoever found the blanket. Shemarr was exaltered, commending the sofa’s support and the water’s quiet reliability. exaltmented adj. Sharpened by drink into exaltation at the sight of a fresh round arriving. Sherraine became exaltmented and proposed a toast to the crisps. exaltolided adj. Loosened by drink into a musky, long-lasting presence beside the bar. Ramonda grew exaltolided and lingered by the fruit machine until chucking-out. exaltoned adj. Emboldened by drink to stride over and challenge the quietest table. Taylorrose grew exaltoned and disputed the darts score with complete confidence. exam papered adj. Drunk and covering every available surface with questions nobody has agreed to answer. Gordie got exam papered and marked the beer mats with guesses about the landlord.