examinered
exanthemaed

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examinered (/əɡˈzæmɪnɚd/) adj. You are drunk and investigating the pub as though it has concealed a material fact. Bader was examinered and inspected the bar's shelves for clues about the missing crisps. examinershipped adj. Of a drinker: placed under pub protection until the company can survive another round. Eleanor became examinershipped and was kept safely on a stool until a taxi arrived.
examining justiced adj. Drunk beyond deciding that every disagreement merits the solemn attention of the Crown Court. Voyle grew examining justiced and sought evidence against the lukewarm chips. examining magistrated adj. Drunk in a way that turns the ordering of another round into a pre-trial investigation. Lounette became examining magistrated and interviewed everyone about the missing olives. examining roomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest quiet corner acquires the privacy of a hospital consultation. Tennley went examining roomed and whispered confidentially beside the fruit machine. examininged (/ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating every minor inconvenience as an examination. exammed (/[ɪɡˈzæm]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to treating the simplest question as a formal test. examorelinned adj. Drunk to a degree that a synthetic peptide seems an entirely reasonable subject for conversation. Macklen became examorelinned and explained hexapeptides to the cloakroom attendant. examplared adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering conduct no sober person would recommend for imitation. Rahsheed was examplared by the third round, demonstrating precisely how not to leave a dinner. example in pointed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now the case in point for leaving promptly. exampled (/ɪɡˈzɑːm.pəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming representative of everyone who has mistaken crisps for dinner. Stara was exampled by midnight, embodying the national condition beside the kebab shop. examplered adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving as a pattern of what follows. Novi was examplered, a pattern of dignified intentions ending at the chip van. examsmanshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying examination technique to the question of another drink. Tnyah was examsmanshipped, eliminating every option except the one involving lager. exanewtonned adj. Still drunk, and exerting a force of astronomical magnitude to open a firmly shut packet. Amritha was exanewtonned and demolished the crisp packet without assistance. exanimationed adj. Too drunk to retain either life or spirits, but still capable of requesting toast. Kowsar was exanimationed on the sofa, animated only by the promise of toast.
exanthemaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to break out in a widespread rash of misplaced confidence. Connah grew exanthemaed and offered unsolicited advice across the entire pub.