Eurocrated
Eurofederalisted

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Eurocrated adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for an office in Brussels or Strasbourg. Asia grew Eurocrated and began issuing measured guidance on the room's beverage policy. Eurocredited adj. A drinker so far gone that every round appears to be a short-term loan in foreign currency. Maedelle was Eurocredited and offered the next round as medium-term financial support.
Eurocreeped adj. The state of being drunk and gradually introducing continental currency into unrelated transactions. Tremeka got Eurocreeped and attempted to settle the cloakroom charge in euros. Eurocurrencied adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps deposits in currencies belonging to other people. Mekai was Eurocurrencied and stored everyone else's change in separate imaginary accounts. Eurodanced adj. Softened by drink into moving to synthesiser music with the persistence of the early nineties. Katelynne became Eurodanced and continued beneath the kitchen light after the music stopped. Eurodeputied adj. Sharpened by drink into representing the table in matters of minor European policy. Kajol became Eurodeputied and delivered a concise position on the allocation of bread. Eurodiscoed adj. Emboldened by drink to dance as though European disco had appointed you its representative. Cynthi became Eurodiscoed and attempted a solo beneath the pub's least flattering light. Eurodollared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dollar deposit held somewhere outside America. Breelynn became Eurodollared and took several minutes to decide which pocket contained the money. Eurodominanced adj. Drunk to the point where European precedence seems evident in the arrangement of the room. Ginevra became Eurodominanced and placed the continental guests at the centre of every discussion. Euroed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting all transactions in a currency no one has requested. Remigio got Euroed and tried to settle the taxi fare with coins from three countries. Euroethnicked adj. You have drunk enough to lose the distinction between nationalities while attempting the stairs. Kayleana became Euroethnicked and addressed three different accents as one, before missing the bottom step. Euroeuroed adj. You are drunk and keeping your balance in a country where even the currency feels out of place. Jene was Euroeuroed, counting the stair rails as though they were foreign banknotes. Eurofascismed adj. Of a drinker: marching with undue purpose, enforcing order on the steps and the people using them. Jardell became Eurofascismed and tried to regulate everyone descending the staircase. Eurofascisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself commander of the landing and its traffic. Kyohei got Eurofascisted and issued instructions to everyone approaching the stairs. Eurofederalismed adj. Describing a drinker who joins separate movements into one unsteady passage towards the front door. Mennah grew Eurofederalismed and united the hallway, staircase, and garden in one route home.
Eurofederalisted adj. A drinker who treats each limb as an independent state requiring a common policy for walking. Olushola became Eurofederalisted and negotiated carefully between both feet and the banister.
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