Eurolinguisticsed
Europasianed

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Eurolinguisticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the journey home as a question in comparative European grammar. Carter became Eurolinguisticsed and declined the taxi in three unrelated cases. Euromangaed adj. The drunkenness of one who renders the last round in dramatic panels, with speed lines and speech bubbles. Honorio got Euromangaed and narrated his departure in six increasingly heroic panels.
Euromaniacked adj. Softened by drink into treating every border on the journey home as a minor administrative detail. Tyiesha was Euromaniacked and attempted to board the night bus to Belgium. Euromaniaed adj. Reduced by drink to campaigning for European unity among the people waiting for coats. Cavon became Euromaniaed and proposed a single queue for every station in Europe. Euromarked adj. Sharpened by drink into a deposit held safely outside the country, preferably in the coat pocket. Kendarrius was Euromarked, having placed his entire remaining balance with the cloakroom. Euromarketed adj. Slowed by drink to issuing securities in currencies unrelated to the country of origin. Jovia became Euromarketed and promised the barman bonds denominated in several unsuitable currencies. Euromericanned adj. Loosened by drink into crossing the Atlantic socially before reaching the end of the street. Ritvika became Euromericanned and discussed the transatlantic journey with the coat attendant. Eurometaled adj. Still drunk, and turning every pause in company into an opportunity for elaborate air guitar. Marc-alexandre was Eurometaled and played an invisible solo beside the cloakroom. Euromissiled adj. Emboldened by drink to travel a great distance through Europe before anyone has found your coat. Jakaylin got Euromissiled and announced plans for Berlin from the station entrance. Euromodernismed adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the evening's scattered fragments into a serious continental composition. Luchana became Euromodernismed and arranged the empty glasses by geometric period. Euromodernisted adj. Drunk and rejecting the conventional route home in favour of something stark and unresolved. Shadiqua got Euromodernisted and walked past the taxi rank towards an unlit sculpture. Euromythed adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction about last orders becomes a commonly held false belief. Mode was Euromythed and insisted the landlord had abolished closing time by treaty. Euronesianed adj. Drunk enough to become geographically indefinite, requiring a taxi rather than a label. Danela was Euronesianed and gave the driver an address spanning two continents. Europaeaned adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home acquires an obsolete spelling and a formal air. Dublyn became Europaeaned and requested a conveyance to the nearest railway terminus. Europanned (/jʊˈroʊpənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a moon, a minor planet, and the last bus home. Kellee became Europanned and asked whether Europa had a night service.
Europasianed adj. Drunk beyond geographical precision, with the journey home reduced to one large map. Abbegale got Europasianed and folded the bus timetable along continental boundaries.
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