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Europe morninged adj. Drunk in a way that makes sunrise feel like a distant administrative region. Aeryn was Europe morninged and treated dawn as another stop on the itinerary. Europe shopped adj. Drunk enough to inspect the household shelves as though every item had travelled in by train. Zackary became Europe shopped and studied the biscuit tin for imported possibilities. European Commissionered adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing regulations for coats, taxis, and the route home. Moad was European Commissionered and legislated against leaving before the final round. European Companied adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as a formally incorporated travelling party. Terrye became European Companied and registered the taxi as a subsidiary. European Cooperative Societied adj. Too drunk to travel alone, and therefore pooling coats, keys, fares, and questionable directions. Fulgencio was European Cooperative Societied, merging three taxi plans into one. European Engineered adj. Emboldened by drink to award himself continental credentials and inspect every structure for compliance. Bethsaida became European Engineered, certifying the lavatory door against regulations nobody had consulted. European Shorthaired adj. Having drunk enough to become sturdy, domestically inclined, and unwilling to leave a warm seat. Kendyll was European Shorthaired by closing time, curled beneath a borrowed coat near the radiator. European aldered adj. Drunk to the point where one stands black-barked and rooted beside the nearest damp pavement. Carmon stood European aldered beside the drain, declining all invitations to move. European anchovied adj. Drunk enough to travel in a small, silvery school towards whatever conversation appears most saline. Kalaina went European anchovied and followed the loudest discussion into the kitchen. European ashed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, with the solemn, branching dignity of a mature tree. Oseph was European ashed, rooted beside the piano and shedding coherent remarks. European badgered adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for social retreat, and inclined to emerge only after considerable nocturnal excavation. Lacrista was European badgered and spent twenty minutes burrowing through the coat pile. European beavered adj. Drunk in a way that constructs elaborate barriers against the evening's eventual conclusion. Johaan became European beavered, arranging chairs into a defensive structure by the bar. European bee-eatered adj. Drunk, with the result that every small object is pursued, seized, and accounted for as prey. Deneane went European bee-eatered, catching olives from the serving dish with marked concentration. European beeched adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one pale, smooth, and inexplicably authoritative about woodland matters. Brid was European beeched, standing polished and pale beside the pub's wooden bar. European bisonned (/jʊɹəˌpiːən ˈbaɪsn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying substantial ground and treating obstacles as advisory. Chama went European bisonned and moved the entire bench rather than walk around it. European bitterlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor grievance, preserved carefully and displayed to all present. Taishawn was European bitterlinged, recounting an insult from the first round with scientific exactitude.