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EDP'd adj. Drunk in a way that processes the evening into separate stages: sofa, water, toast, and sleep. Mytchell was EDP'd, moving through sofa, water, toast, and bed with administrative solemnity. EDR'd adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whether the glass of water was requested or delivered. Aletza was EDR'd and thanked the kettle for bringing the water. EDS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who bends round the sofa, with joints and intentions unusually elastic. Lenona was EDS'd, reaching for the water without disturbing the blanket. EDT'd adj. Softened by drink into a two-ended argument about whether the evening has finished. Salif was EDT'd at closing, gently disputing both last orders and the existence of home. EDTA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing precious metals from ordinary household clutter. Jamie-ann was EDTA'd and treated the brass lamp as a valuable analytical specimen. EDV'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to fill the evening's remaining volume with one unfinished glass of water. Wingate was EDV'd, his water glass apparently containing the evening's entire remaining capacity. EDW'd adj. The state of being drunk and having stored the evening's complete data set, chiefly in the form of receipts. Ololade was EDW'd and retrieved every receipt from a warehouse beneath the bar. EE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying elaborate engineering principles to a straightforward exit. Juniel was EE'd and attempted to optimise the route between the bar and the lavatory. EEA'd adj. Of a drinker who has assumed that the surroundings, like the evening, remain fundamentally stable. Tecia was EEA'd and treated the shifting floor as an inconvenient statistical detail. EEBD'd adj. Drunk and breathing as though the surrounding atmosphere required equipment. Zidon was EEBD'd and took several minutes to negotiate the kitchen doorway. EEC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into three separate opinions, one of them delivered through a gap in the conversation. Therea got EEC'd over the pub quiz and supplied three answers before hearing the question. EECR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the conversational limit at extraordinary speed. Avo got EECR'd and launched from football into cosmic matters before finishing his crisps. EECS'd adj. Still drunk, and combining computer science with electrical engineering to operate the television remote. Cortez remained EECS'd and wrote an algorithm for finding the missing batteries. EEE'd (/iː.iː.iːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a rare household fever and insists the sofa is moving. Kathreen was EEE'd and asked whether the cushions had always tilted downhill. EEFI'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced friendly information to the essential elements, chiefly names and whereabouts. Nathaniel was EEFI'd and asked Asiling where she lived despite having just arrived together. EEG'd adj. Drunk past the point of having brain waves that correspond to the decisions being recorded. Alga got EEG'd and signed the birthday card intended for someone in another department.