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Europhiled adj. Emboldened by drink to praise continental arrangements while standing beside a distinctly British pump. Ellarae got Europhiled and compared the pub's entire cellar favourably with foreign cafés. Europhiliacked adj. Drunk enough to order from the imported shelf, then explain the choice at unnecessary length. Karneisha got Europhiliacked and delivered a lecture on the virtues of continental lager. Europhiliaed adj. Drunk and treating every imported bottle as evidence that the evening has achieved wider significance. Donabelle was Europhiliaed and gave the continental lager a ceremonial nod. Europhobed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting any bottle whose label requires more than one language. Generose went Europhobed and returned an imported lager to the barmaid unopened. Europhobiaed adj. Drunk beyond accepting foreign measures, foreign labels, or the idea that another bar might do things better. Nera was Europhobiaed and demanded her pint in a glass she could properly recognise. Europhoriaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes shared tables, shared rounds, and shared last orders seem like historic progress. Shanyel became Europhoriaed and proposed a union of everyone near the fruit machine. Europided adj. Drunk, with the result that every face in the pub is sorted into a classification nobody requested. Council got Europided and began assigning the bar's regulars to an obsolete taxonomy. Europisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that adapts the local pub to imagined continental norms, beginning with the crisps. Fraser got Europisationed and attempted to standardise the bar's snack selection. Europizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting an ordinary boozer into a tribunal for continental standards. Claus became Europizationed and judged the pub's chairs against foreign regulations. Europlated adj. Drunk on the strength of a number plate, and inclined to discuss its format with passing motorists. Latesa got Europlated and inspected the taxi's number plate between mouthfuls of crisps. Europlonked adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating cheap imported wine as a respectable substitute for judgement. Breeahna went Europlonked and described the house red as a minor continental achievement. Europluged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to power the fruit machine with the nearest suitable adaptor. Luecille got Europluged and searched behind the bar for a compatible socket. Europocentricitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and judging the entire evening from the position of the nearest European lager. Tacorian became Europocentricitied and treated the bar's imported lager as the centre of events. Europoliticianed adj. Still drunk, and negotiating the allocation of the remaining crisps as though forming a coalition. Lashunta got Europoliticianed and brokered a coalition over the last packet of crisps. Europoliticsed adj. Too drunk to leave the bar before turning a disagreement over rounds into a full parliamentary crisis. Bronwen became Europoliticsed after a dispute about whose round had been called. Europopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear a catchy continental chorus in the extractor fan and request a dance. Aneil got Europopped and attempted a careful routine beside the bar stools.