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Europuddinged adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a stolid, cooperative performance which nobody present can bring themselves to interrupt. Kethia became Europuddinged and gave the pub quiz team a worthy but joyless presentation. Euroracked adj. Slowed by drink to adjust every conversation as though it were a modular instrument, then produce one note. Torilynn spent twenty minutes rearranging the crisps, thoroughly Euroracked by midnight. Eurorealismed adj. Drunk and realistic about grand European arrangements, particularly the distance to the lavatory. Carlosdaniel became Eurorealismed and abandoned federalism for a sandwich. Eurorealisted adj. Drunk to the point where continental ideals have yielded to the practical question of chips. Quaseem got Eurorealisted and asked whether the kebab shop accepted cards. Euroregioned adj. Drunk past the point of political power, yet still attempting transnational cooperation between adjacent chairs. Burnadette was Euroregioned, coordinating the sofa and armchair without governing either. Eurorouted adj. Drunk beyond navigational certainty, following a European road until it reaches the wrong bedroom. Eliahu went Eurorouted and took the scenic route from the pub to the front door. Euroscepticismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and opposed to increasing integration except between hand and glass. Leathea became Euroscepticismed and declined to share the taxi's European vision. Euroscepticked adj. Drunk to a degree that European integration seems less plausible than finding one's own coat. Aleni grew Euroscepticked and declined the table's invitation to merge. Eurosclerosised adj. Too drunk to create employment, though still managing a prolonged period of economic inactivity on the sofa. Solomon was Eurosclerosised, presiding over slow growth in the biscuit department. Euroskepticismed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a sober-seeming opposition to Europe from beside the sink. Jaiceon was Euroskepticismed, objecting to continental policy while rinsing a mug. Euroskepticked adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing European unity, while enthusiastically uniting two sausages in one roll. Nathaly became Euroskepticked and questioned the euro, then ordered another pint. Eurosocialismed adj. Having drunk enough to nationalise the snacks and distribute them according to need. Danyk became Eurosocialismed and placed the crisps under collective ownership. Eurostared (/ˈjʊəɹəʊstɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to await a high-speed departure that is, in fact, the night bus. Zephen became Eurostared and inspected the bus timetable as though travelling to Paris. Eurostepped adj. You are drunk and changing direction twice before reaching the bar, with admirable athletic intent. Theressa went Eurostepped around the table and collected the wrong drink. Eurosterlinged adj. Of a drinker: holding one's funds abroad, while the remaining pound lies somewhere beneath the sofa. Hallie-mai was Eurosterlinged, her sterling deposited outside the United Kingdom and her purse elsewhere. Eurostyled adj. Of a drinker who has adopted continental elegance, then paired it with a paper plate. Britney was Eurostyled, carrying herself like a duchess and eating chips from cardboard.