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Eustonited adj. Of a drinker who has replaced conviviality with a serious foreign-policy position, leaving the room diplomatically exhausted. Vaaris got Eustonited and turned a discussion about taxis into a dispute over intervention. Euterpeaned adj. Describing a drinker who recruits the company into a club of listeners, performers, and unwilling critics. Miriah got Euterpeaned and appointed the birthday table to a society devoted to repeated choruses. Euthyphro dilemmaed adj. A drinker who cannot decide whether the round is good because it was ordered, or ordered because it is good. Abygaelle got Euthyphro dilemmaed and questioned the moral basis of accepting the next round. Eutopiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the crowded pub becomes a practical paradise, provided everyone else agrees to stay. Kamaiya got Eutopiaed and declared the cramped hallway an ideal society for those willing to share one coat hook. Eutycheaned adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that two incompatible accounts of the evening occupy the same place. Gunveer got Eutycheaned and maintained that he had both left early and hosted the final round. Eutycheanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every difference in the room disappear, including the distinction between advice and accusation. Nivia got Eutycheanismed and merged the designated driver's instructions with the party's general entertainment. Eutychianed adj. The condition of a drinker who collapses several distinctions in the company and expects everyone to accept the result. Raquita got Eutychianed and treated the barman, the doorman, and the portrait as one authority. Eutychianismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every separate person, opinion, and departure as one undifferentiated social event. Gomer got Eutychianismed and addressed the entire table as though it were one particularly slow friend. Evangelisted adj. Softened by drink into delivering good news to the room, chiefly that another round remains both possible and necessary. Dorenda got Evangelisted and announced the surviving bottle to strangers as though salvation had arrived. Evans blued adj. Sharpened by drink into clinging to one companion with albuminous devotion while the rest of the party waits. Rhianne got Evans blued and remained attached to the host through two attempts at clearing the room. Evans procedured adj. Still drunk, and applying the same treatment to every difficulty. Atilano was Evans procedured by supper, treating each minor concern identically. Eve baitinged adj. Too drunk to leave the street without making a nuisance of yourself. Carlye got Eve baitinged and began bothering strangers outside the off-licence. Eve greened adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear a bright yellowish green to yourself. Jaymason was Eve greened and spent ten minutes selecting a shirt of the same colour. Eve teasinged adj. You are drunk and making unwelcome remarks to women in the vicinity. Kadeedra got Eve teasinged and was quietly moved away from the queue. Eve's needled adj. Having drunk enough to sit upright, narrowly and with some discomfort. Lylarose was Eve's needled on the sofa, maintaining a remarkably vertical posture. Eve's pinned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining upright for long. Aryon was Eve's pinned before the starters arrived and stayed near the wall thereafter.