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Eve's puddinged adj. You have drunk enough to require apples, sponge, and a considered serving spoon. Garak was Eve's puddinged and asked whether the kitchen had any Victoria sponge available. Eve-teasinged adj. Of a drinker: directing unwanted attention at women and considering it conversation. Pomposa was Eve-teasinged near the bar and required no encouragement to continue.
Evel Knievelled adj. Describing a drinker who regards the furniture as a course requiring jumps. Hasenat was Evel Knievelled and attempted the footstool without first consulting gravity. Evened (/əˈvɛnd/) adj. A drinker who has become unremarkable in every respect except balance. Amberlee was Evened by ten and sat quietly beside the coat stand. Evenked adj. A drinker so far gone that distance from the nearest chair becomes theoretical. Amalina was Evenked by the final round and remained beside the nearest chair. EverQuestered adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing an imaginary quest through an ordinary public house. Sharnique was EverQuestered and searched the pub for a missing sword beneath the tables. Everest syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who investigates every available object simply because it is there. Jayna was Everest syndromed and examined the umbrella stand without finding a purpose. Everestered (/ˈɛvɹɪstəɹd/) adj. Reduced by drink to climbing whatever rises above the surrounding floor. Jaylissa was Everestered and attempted the stairs with expeditionary seriousness. Everestinged adj. Softened by drink into repeated ascents of the same modest incline. Synda was Everestinged and walked up the drive several times without apparent purpose. Everett branched adj. Sharpened by drink into several equally plausible versions of the same person. Annieruth was Everett branched by midnight, offering different accounts to neighbouring tables. Everett-Wheeler telephoned adj. Loosened by drink into sending messages across conversations that exist only in your head. Kahleel was Everett-Wheeler telephoned and answered questions nobody had asked. Everhart-Thornley detectored adj. Slowed by drink to identifying every movement only after it has passed. Lessia was Everhart-Thornley detectored and noticed the departing taxi several seconds late. Evershed effected adj. Drunk and moving steadily from the centre of the gathering towards its outer edge. Kirstein was Evershed effected, drifting from the table to the far side of the room. Evertonianed (/ɛvəˈtəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes a matter of club allegiance. Dakhia was Evertonianed and asked three strangers whether they followed the same side. Evil Questions Attacking Ontarioed adj. The state of being drunk and subjected, by the room, to a standardised sequence of enquiries you are no longer equipped to pass. Tikira was Evil Questions Attacking Ontarioed before pudding, unable to account satisfactorily for any of her answers.
Evonomicsed adj. Of a drinker: balancing a liberal instinct against a mixed economy of knees and elbows. Janya went Evonomicsed halfway down the stairs, alternating between two economic systems of support.